Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars] [ar:Weird Al Yankovic] [al:UHF] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:12.63]They showed up on my doorstep [00:14.25] [00:14.95]Just a couple weeks ago [00:17.30] [00:18.55]They looked so sweet and harmless [00:20.18] [00:20.94]Tell me how was I to know [00:22.92] [00:23.84]They got a little too close [00:25.41]To the microwave [00:26.80]And then much to my surprise [00:29.01] [00:29.77]They grew to forty thousand [00:30.96]Times their original size [00:32.62]They started mutatin right [00:34.56]Before my eyes oh my [00:36.61]Attack of the radioactive hamsters [00:39.34]From a planet near Mars [00:40.95] [00:42.64]A race from a distant place [00:44.67]They came in UFOs shaped [00:46.42]Just like Cuban cigars [00:47.85] [00:48.39]Man oh man you oughta hear'em squeal [00:50.65]Now the whole wide world is [00:52.34]Their exercise wheel [00:53.52] [00:54.55]Attack of the radioactive hamsters [00:56.92]From a planet near Mars [00:58.74] [01:00.09]The president he's is a panic [01:01.87] [01:02.92]The pentagon they're in shock [01:04.49] [01:05.81]There's a team of research scientists [01:07.99] [01:08.61]They got'em workin round the clock [01:10.14] [01:11.73]Now the National Guard is [01:13.17]Out in my backyard [01:14.56]And the Marines'll be coming around [01:16.62] [01:17.52]I hope they get this lousy [01:18.90]Rodents out of my town [01:20.46]'Cause the property values are [01:22.05]Going way down now [01:23.60] [01:24.43]Attack of the radioactive hamsters [01:26.95]From a planet near Mars [01:28.43] [01:30.40]They're back and they're [01:31.47]Looking for a snack [01:32.51]And they're not that fond of [01:33.95]Burger Kings or salad bars [01:35.50] [01:36.60]I hope they're not planning to stay [01:38.82] [01:39.43]Who invited them here anyway [01:41.08] [01:42.49]Attack of the radioactive hamsters [01:45.13]From a planet near Mars [01:46.53] [02:11.34]Well well look at that hamster [02:12.74]He's as big as a blimp [02:14.23]And there's one the size [02:15.36]Of central park [02:16.17] [02:17.25]They're using telephone [02:17.99]Pole to pick their teeth [02:19.75] [02:20.58]They're evil and nasty [02:21.81]And they glow in the dark [02:23.28]Oh don't waste any more [02:24.36]Of your bullets boys [02:25.68] [02:26.29]You know it just makes'em [02:27.47]Mad when you shoot [02:28.28] [02:29.20]They're gonna stomp us into [02:30.32]Jelly and conquer the world [02:32.20]But you gotta admit they're [02:33.70]Really kinda cute now [02:35.21] [02:36.26]Attack of the radioactive hamsters [02:38.15]From a planet near Mars [02:40.50] [02:42.02]What a racket they're makin Jack [02:44.04]They keep me up at night playing [02:45.82]They're electric guitars [02:47.07] [02:48.89]Listen to'em squeal [02:50.07]They think the whole stinking [02:51.66]World is their exercise wheel [02:52.98] [02:54.14]Attack of the radioactive hamsters [02:56.98]From a planet near Mars [02:58.18] [03:00.06]Hey Jack you better watch your back [03:02.07]Here come those hamsters from [03:03.28]A planet near mars [03:04.47]Well well it's called the [03:05.60]Attack of the radioactive [03:07.17] [03:08.39]Hamsters from a planet [03:12.38]A planet near Mars