The Ladies Basic Freedom Polka-Jake Thackray

[ti:The Ladies Basic Freedom Polka] [ar:Jake Thackray] [al:Jake In A Box Vol 1 & 2] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Ladies Basic Freedom Polka - Jake Thackray [00:06.24]The ladies of the neighbourhood [00:08.84]Are fighting the fight for womanhood [00:11.35]By taking what they feel to be [00:14.49]Fundamental liberties [00:17.12] [00:19.94]The sufferagettes are at it again [00:22.61]With a low and underhand stratagem [00:25.68]Leading the fight for womanly rights [00:28.20]By pinching the bottoms of gentlemen [00:33.50]The ladies of the neighbourhood [00:37.48]Fighting the fight for womanhood [00:39.96]By taking what they feel to be [00:43.08]Fundamental liberties [00:45.54] [00:48.88]Gentlemen don't walk alone [00:51.45]Beware these women They're widely known [00:53.89]For their marksmanship their lobster grip [00:56.87]They're quick to strike and they strike to the bone [01:01.33]The ladies of the neighbourhood [01:05.17]Are fighting the fight for womanhood [01:07.92]By taking what they feel to be [01:10.79]Fundamental liberties [01:13.32] [01:16.35]They advance libertarian views [01:18.92]With the speed of incontinent kangaroos [01:21.58]With a vampire's wail their hungry nails [01:24.39]Will sink into your bulging trews [01:29.06]The ladies of the neighbourhood [01:32.91]Fighting the fight for womanhood [01:35.69]By taking what they feel to be [01:38.56]Fundamental liberties [01:41.12] [01:43.98]They've been where no women have been before [01:46.69]Up Lord Mayors' petticoats barristers' drawers [01:49.39]They're known to have poked up a horseguard's cloak [01:52.15]And many a butcher's pinafore [01:57.03]The ladies of the neighbourhood [02:00.93]Fighting the fight for womanhood [02:03.53]By taking what they feel to be [02:06.54]Fundamental liberties [02:08.97] [02:12.05]Your chef isn't safe when they break loose; [02:14.90]In his kitchen he'll be brutally seduced: [02:17.71]A yelp a scream a clatter of tureens [02:20.38]And lo and behold your cook is goosed [02:26.04]The ladies of the neighbourhood [02:30.12]Fighting the fight for womanhood [02:32.62]By taking what they feel to be [02:35.66]Fundamental liberties [02:38.27] [02:41.28]They had the vicar with a fearful tweak [02:44.31]Plucking at his cassock with animal shrieks [02:46.69]With a priestly wince he stuck to his principles [02:49.92]And turned the other cheek [02:55.47]The ladies of the neighbourhood [02:59.45]Fighting the fight for womanhood [03:02.14]By taking what they feel to be [03:06.81]Fundamental liberties