My Whole Family… (Explicit)-Bo Burnham

[ti:My Whole Family...] [ar:Bo Burnham] [al:Bo Fo Sho] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.72]My Whole Family _ Bo Burnham [00:24.36]Everytime I go to dinner [00:26.19]It seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner [00:28.12]I'll sit down at the breakfast table [00:30.80]I can talk they're not able [00:33.26]When I look at them I find [00:35.10]There's a single question on their mind [00:38.94]I wish it could go back to the way it was [00:41.23]It's not easy now because [00:47.66]My whole family thinks I'm gay [00:50.02]I guess it's always been that way [00:52.21]Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk [00:54.85]Mabay them think I like boys [01:00.70]That I like boys [01:07.57]The goddamn question just won't go away [01:09.53]And I get asked it every single day [01:11.83]But the way they ask is not a disguise [01:14.30]Like How was your day Do you like to kiss guys [01:17.95]This is the worst baby this was my fear [01:20.15]Now their opinions are crystal-clear because [01:24.17]My whole family now is shocked [01:26.43]I'm in the closet and the door is locked [01:28.94]Now my glory days are gone [01:31.26]I was John Elway now I'm Elton John [01:33.78]My whole family now suspects [01:36.09]That watching Spongebob had side-effects [01:38.68]I'm not gay and that's what I said [01:41.16]If I'm gay hey God strike me dead [01:42.90] [01:49.69]That's weird [01:56.79]Just 'cause I'm on the cheerleading team [01:58.60]Or my birthday party had a Broadway theme [02:01.91]When I go outside what do I see [02:04.30]That the clouds in the sky spell F-A-G [02:09.91]Because [02:10.80]I think that God might think I'm gay [02:13.25]What does He know anyway [02:15.26]My grandma gave me a present just last year [02:17.71]And the card said "Happy Birthday Queer [02:19.46] [02:20.40]My whole family thinks I'm fab [02:22.61]There's a guy's butt hey Bo take a stab [02:27.46]Why doesn't he get women [02:28.66]There's no other way [02:29.73]It's 'cause I'm lanky [02:30.81]Not 'cause I'm gay alright [02:35.75]Not 'cause I'm gay [02:42.71]Just 'cause I'm afraid of the snow [02:44.74]Or my favorite color is the rainbow [02:50.05]I don't mean to yell but I fear I must [02:51.96]Cause I'm losing the people [02:52.93]That I thought I could trust [02:54.42] [02:55.54]Because [02:56.41]Even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay [02:58.62]Just kidding [03:06.07]You all probably think I'm gay [03:08.50]Man this song is counter-productive [03:09.66] [03:12.90]La la la la la la [03:17.84]Because [03:18.72]My whole family thinks I'm gay [03:21.21]What do they know anyway [03:23.54]You gotta look right through the haze [03:25.78]Easy-Bake Oven was just a phase [03:28.33]My whole family thinks I'm queer [03:30.77]That is all I ever hear [03:33.13]But I've been as straight as a ramp [03:35.65]If you don't count Bible camp [03:41.78]Bible camp [03:46.09]I'm not gay I swear