High School Party (Girl) (Explicit)-Bo Burnham

[ti:High School Party (Girl)] [ar:Bo Burnham] [al:Bo Fo Sho] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.86]High School Party (Girl)_ Bo Burnham [00:12.30]High-school party senior year [00:14.51]Boys and girls are all sippin on beer [00:16.95]I like soda where s the soda [00:19.16]Am I the only f**king person here that likes soda [00:22.00]I see you from across the crowd [00:23.78]The party is bumpin' and the music is loud [00:26.45]You re really drunk and you re looking sad [00:28.75]It s like a date-rape ad [00:30.51]Girl then we start to dance and [00:32.93]Girl baby this is romance [00:35.62]Girl I 'm starting to grow down below [00:38.03]Sh*t why did I wear sweatpants [00:40.13]Girl your body s like what [00:42.20]Conjunction junction that s a fine a** butt [00:43.86] [00:44.54]I m like a cashew in a lollipop [00:46.17] [00:46.76]Just keep sucking til you get to the nut [00:48.74]And I said let s rob [00:50.36]An Asian kitchen or stroll down the block [00:53.95]Either way girl we re taking a walk wok [00:57.97]You re gonna love me the way my uncle did [01:00.56]Except you' re not gonna to go to court for doing it [01:03.37]Be a guillotine or my girl instead [01:06.68]Either way I said you re giving me head [01:09.22]I m gonna love you baby the right way [01:11.03]Shawty with a body lookin' hottie when I say girl [01:17.83]When I say girl [01:24.33]We walk into the bedroom [01:25.80] [01:26.32]Exchanging nervous laughter [01:28.41]Why is called dry humping [01:30.23]If I always need a towel after [01:32.75]You spread your naked legs [01:34.41]And I see that wound that never healed [01:36.87]Even though you re yelling for me [01:38.90]I can tell your lips are sealed [01:41.23]We re both aware of my erection [01:43.23]You ask if I have protection [01:45.54]I say i won't no I mean I tried to buy em once [01:49.28]I was in a convenient store [01:50.20]My old babysitter walked in [01:51.02]And I had to hide them near [01:52.15]The Tic-Tacs I was so embarrassed [01:53.16]I peed myself a little bit [01:55.05]Girl girl yeah well yeah [02:05.46]Insert a euphemism [02:06.00]A sexy mental prism [02:06.80]Increase my pelvic rhythm [02:07.53]Fill you with my syllogism [02:08.99]Know your body and I know how to please you [02:11.29]Don't thank me thank Wikipedia [02:12.43] [02:13.60]Guys don' t go down well I am [02:15.74]What the f**k is that [02:17.17]I should have brought my diagram [02:18.49]Ooh did you feel that [02:21.17]That was an educated guess [02:22.46] [02:23.22]Ooh did you feel that [02:25.67]That one was a sneeze my bad [02:27.60] [02:28.64]High-school party senior year none of [02:31.52]That happened cause I wasn' t invited ye