Bo' Fo' Sho (Explicit)-Bo Burnham

[ti:Bo' Fo' Sho'] [ar:Bo Burnham] [al:Bo Fo Sho] [by:] [offset:0] [00:02.06]Bo' Fo' Sho'_ Bo Burnham [00:13.81]Yo [00:14.53]Walkin' my poodles man it never gets old [00:16.31]With my dogs on my leash i got b**ches on the hold [00:18.95]A first aids kit that's a rhesus monkey [00:21.01]I bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie [00:23.34]All right get more a** than a giant donkey stable [00:25.98]Got more lines than whitney houston's coffee table [00:28.19]I get more head than grammar school lice [00:30.16]I'm like a walkin glacier i'm so decked out with ice [00:32.53]Did you poop a virgin cause that sh*t is tight [00:35.00]Jack ain't black barry ain't white [00:36.95]I do *** in the bedroom lie on your back [00:39.49]Cause i got the pipe and you got the crack [00:41.50]Though i'm sexually straight you're bound to find [00:44.20]I'm mentally gay cause i'll blow your mind [00:46.31]The parents be snicker'in "he shouldn't have written it" [00:48.56]But i'm constipated couldn't give a sh*t [00:58.86]Yo My name is bo fo sho [01:01.41]A born bostonian [01:02.64]Aryan librarian at the word smithsonian [01:04.56]The rap is scattered it hides its ingenuity [01:06.81]I gave it this little part to give it continuity [01:13.17]The fellas say [01:14.20]Hey moron pass the gin [01:15.99]Cause i'm an oxymoron breathing oxygen [01:18.44]Give me the bottle i'll chug two thirds [01:20.60]Cause you b**ches know fractions speak louder than words [01:23.35]Hey look at that ok [01:26.74]And the ladies say [01:27.90]Hey fellas i'm keepin' it tight and [01:29.45]If you play your cards right you can have me tonight [01:31.93]Should i blow you or beat you brass or percussion [01:34.49]Oh stop period end of discussion [01:41.05]My name is bo fo sho [01:42.42]A born bostonian [01:43.41]Aryan librarian at the word smithsonian [01:45.94]The rap is scattered it hides its ingenuity [01:47.80]I gave it this little part to give it continuity [01:49.77]Walking through the garden with food at my feet [01:52.71]Picked up the celery but dropped the beat [01:55.48]Ooh and then i picked it up [02:01.09]Let's end this thing right [02:04.48]Yo [02:05.37]We're in the hood ill take what you give me [02:07.20]Was einstein's theory good relatively [02:07.92]A smart queen's kingdumb it doesn't mix [02:10.81]A litter of literates a bunch of moby dicks [02:12.70]"get thee to a punnery" o-just to-pheelia [02:13.96]Take you with a condom "stainless-steal" ya [02:16.82]Half a pound of turkey breast [02:17.92]Half a pound of chicken tits [02:19.03]Why are only crackers staying at the Ritz [02:20.97]Poverty racism isn't it strange [02:22.94]That only the homeless are beggin' for change [02:24.66]I shocked Sherlock [02:25.41]What son [02:26.36]Rosa Parks didnt call "shotgun [02:28.35]Here's a bit of irony [02:30.15]A Ford Focus driver's got ADD [02:32.38]How'd i come to master all these things [02:34.24]Like a tampon thief i had to pull some strings [02:39.07]I had to pull some strings [02:44.27]That all right