A Visit From St. Nicholas-Bob Rivers

[ti:A Visit From St. Nicholson] [ar:Bob Rivers] [al:Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio - Twisted Christmas Boxed Set] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]A Visit From St. Nicholas (LP版) - Bob Rivers
以下歌词翻译由微信翻译提供 [00:04.17]Twas' the fright before Christmas
这是圣诞节前的恐惧 [00:05.84]No one upset me
没有人让我心烦意乱 [00:07.43]With a big bowl of popcorn watching TV
端着一大碗爆米花看电视 [00:10.25]I stretched gave a yawn settled back in my chair
我伸展身体打着哈欠坐在椅子上 [00:13.27] [00:13.80]In hopes that St Nicholson soon would be there
希望圣尼科尔森很快就会出现 [00:16.46]The children were lying awake without sleep
孩子们躺在床上睡不着觉 [00:19.00]They'd seen all his movies
他们都看过他的电影 [00:20.39]He gives them the creeps
他让他们毛骨悚然 [00:22.04]I'd cued up cuckoo's nest with my trusty remote
我用我可靠的遥控器搞定了一个疯狂的地方 [00:24.58]To the part where he had all the nuts in the boat
他说他把所有的东西都藏在心里 [00:27.07]When out in the yard there arose such a noise
院子里响起了嘈杂的声音 [00:30.09]I turned off the TV to see what it was
我关掉电视想看看到底发生了什么 [00:32.19] [00:32.77]And what to my wandering eyes should approach
我飘忽不定的双眸会映入你的眼帘 [00:35.25]But the Los Angeles Lakers and
但是洛杉矶湖人队 [00:37.00]Pat Riley their coach
帕特·莱利是他们的教练 [00:38.33] [00:38.92]The limo was racing the team at it's heels
豪车一路狂飙车队紧随其后 [00:41.55]That's when I saw him the man at the wheel
就在那时我看见了那个开车的男人 [00:44.04]He ranted and cursed and waved
他咆哮着咒骂着挥挥手 [00:45.63]Round his swizzle stick
握着他的烟杆 [00:47.20]And I knew in a second it must be Jack Nick
我一瞬间就知道一定是JackNick [00:50.11]More rapid than the Celtics these
比凯尔特人队更快 [00:51.63]Lakers they came
湖人队来了 [00:53.11]He screamed like a mad man
他像个疯子一样尖叫 [00:54.59]And called them by name
直呼其名 [00:55.75]Now Magic now Worthy now Scott and Kareem
现在魔术师现在沃西现在斯科特和Kareem [00:59.64]On Cooper on Rambis and the rest of the team
库珀和兰毕斯还有其他人 [01:03.02]Down the chimney St Nicholson came with a groan
从烟囱里下来圣·尼科尔森发出呻吟 [01:06.38]Then he brushed off the suit and said Honey I'm home
然后他拂去衣服说亲爱的我回来了 [01:10.51]He was wearing a trench coat with beer it was stained
他穿着风衣上面沾着啤酒 [01:14.08]And his shirt was clawed to shreds by Shirley Maclaine
他的衬衫被ShirleyMaclaine抓破了 [01:16.68] [01:17.19]He had a fat face and a flabby beer belly [01:20.02]From too many trips to the bar and the deli
因为我经常去酒吧和熟食店 [01:22.37]He said it's tough when an actor becomes fat and lazy [01:26.03]I only get calls to play weirdo's and crazies
我接到的电话都是些怪咖和疯子 [01:29.88]And middle aged has been's with washed up careers
人到中年事业就完蛋了 [01:33.23]But I'll fix them all and play Santa this year
但今年我会弥补过错扮演圣诞老人 [01:36.46]And with that he buried his head in the sack and said
说完他把头埋进袋子里说 [01:39.24]Let's see what you get from your old buddy Jack
让我们看看你从老朋友杰克那里得到了什么 [01:42.71]A hatchet for daddy he reared back his head [01:45.62]To scare all those little buggers upstairs in bed
吓吓楼上床上的那些小屁孩 [01:49.09]And a stiff drink for mommy in a nice tall glass
给妈妈倒一杯烈酒装在高高的玻璃杯里 [01:52.82]She could really use something to
她真的需要一点慰藉 [01:54.06]Kill that bug up her chimney
让她纵享欢愉 [01:55.93]With a wink of his eye and a twist of his face
他眨了眨眼扭动了一下脸 [01:59.02]He threw all the stockings into the fireplace
他把所有的袜子都扔进了壁炉里 [02:01.88]What could I do what could I say
我能做什么我能说什么 [02:04.26]What would I wear on my feet Christmas day
圣诞节我会穿什么 [02:06.59]I asked for a reason and turning his head
我问了一个理由他转过头 [02:09.47]He looked straight at me and here's what he said
他直勾勾地看着我他是这样说的 [02:12.31]Why you wanna know why
为何你想知道原因 [02:15.03] [02:15.71]Do you really wanna know why pal I'll tell you why
你真的想知道原因吗朋友我来告诉你原因 [02:19.82] [02:20.77]When you're out Christmas shopping
当你外出购物时 [02:22.75]You know doing your little Christmas things
你知道做你的圣诞小事情 [02:25.54] [02:26.14]With all your little Christmas friends
和你的圣诞朋友们一起 [02:27.86] [02:28.36]Spreading all that Christmas cheer
传播圣诞的喜悦 [02:30.85]With those stupid Christmas songs
那些愚蠢的圣诞歌 [02:32.72] [02:33.23]Did you ever stop and think of
你可曾想过 [02:34.47]Picking up a little something for old Jack
给老杰克买点东西 [02:36.76] [02:38.00]Did you ever stop to think of what
你可曾想过 [02:39.57]Jack might like for Christmas
杰克可能想要的圣诞礼物 [02:41.48]You know Jack from the movies up on the big screen
你知道电影里的Jack出现在大荧幕上 [02:45.74]Pouring his heart out giving it everything he's got
倾尽他的真心付出他的一切 [02:48.32]Day in and day out just trying as hard as he can
日复一日拼尽全力 [02:51.76]To bring a tiny little bit of sunshine
带来一丝阳光 [02:54.55]Into your miserable little humdrum lives
过着你可怜卑微的生活 [02:57.15]Did you ever think of good ole Jack for a second
你可曾想过善良的Jack [03:00.25]No not once maybe old Jack just wasn't that good
一次都没有也许老杰克没那么好 [03:04.05] [03:04.67]Maybe I wasn't good enough
也许我不够好 [03:05.68]In the postman always rings twice
邮递员总是按两次门铃 [03:08.19]Acting my guts out for you in that one
在那首歌里我为你倾尽所有 [03:10.32]Cuckoo's nest the shining witches of fricking Eastwick
布谷鸟的巢穴光芒万丈的女巫 [03:13.77]Prizzi's fricking honor all for you pal
Prizzi的荣耀都属于你朋友 [03:16.85]Just to brighten things up for you
只为让你眼前一亮 [03:18.88]Not good enough though is it
还不够好对吧 [03:20.31]No you want me to brighten up the Christmas season too
你想让我也照亮这个圣诞节 [03:23.26] [03:23.83]Isn't that what you want pal
这不就是你想要的吗朋友 [03:25.34]Okay let's make things real bright around here
好吧让我们把这里搞得天花乱坠 [03:27.72]What do you say we decorate the tree
你觉得我们装饰圣诞树怎么样 [03:29.71]String up these pretty lights here
把这些漂亮的灯串起来 [03:31.63]Oh she's looking brighter already
她已经神采奕奕 [03:33.43]What do you say we take this cute little angel
你觉得我们带着这个可爱的小天使怎么样 [03:35.58]And ram her on the top branch huh
和她激情缠绵 [03:38.12] [03:38.82]How about some gasoline for the whole thing
给这一切加点汽油怎么样 [03:41.44]I mean let's make her just as bright as she can be
我是说让我们让她变得光芒万丈 [03:43.80]What do you say we light her up and chuck her
你觉得我们点燃她然后甩掉她怎么样 [03:45.81]Through the old picture window here
透过那扇破旧的窗 [03:47.40] [03:48.08]No point in having a tree as bright
再耀眼的圣诞树也无济于事 [03:49.85]As all that without giving the neighbors
没有告诉邻居 [03:51.01]A chance to see don't you think
有机会见识一下你觉得呢 [03:53.15]There aren't you glad ole' Jack stopped by
你不高兴吗老杰克来过了 [03:55.82] [03:57.62]The flames towered brightly in the cold wintry sky
烈焰在寒冷冬日的天空中熊熊燃烧 [04:00.65]As he made for his limo and bade his goodbye
当他走向他的豪车告别时 [04:03.76]And an age may unfold air I fail to regret
一个时代即将到来我不会后悔 [04:06.40]That visit from St Nicholson which I'd sooner forget
圣尼科尔森的来访我宁愿忘记 [04:10.34]But I swear by the goose bumps upon my skin
但我以我浑身鸡皮疙瘩发誓 [04:13.72]That I'll always remember that devilish grin
我会永远记得你邪恶的笑容 [04:16.03]And his voice crying out as he faded from sight
他的声音在他消失在人们的视野里 [04:19.13]Merry Christmas to all and I hope I never see you again
祝大家圣诞快乐我希望再也不会见到你 [04:21.99]For as long as I live for crying out loud
只要我活着就大声呐喊