The Twelve Pains Of Christmas-Bob Rivers

[ti:The Twelve Pains Of Christmas] [ar:Bob Rivers] [al:Twisted Christmas] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Twelve Pains Of Christmas (LP版) - Bob Rivers [00:02.27]Written by：amero, rivers, silva ... [00:04.54]The first thing at christmas that's such a pain to me [00:07.95]Is finding a christmas tree [00:10.52] [00:11.78]The second thing at christmas that's such a pain to me [00:15.81]Rigging up the lights [00:17.31]And finding a christmas tree [00:20.40] [00:21.10]The third thing at christmas that's such a pain to me [00:25.08]Hangovers [00:26.62]Rigging up the lights [00:28.07]And finding a christmas tree [00:31.05] [00:31.83]The fourth thing at christmas that's such a pain to me [00:35.01] [00:35.60]Sending christmas cards [00:36.95]Hangovers [00:37.97] [00:38.63]Rigging up the lights [00:40.10]And finding a christmas tree [00:42.57] [00:44.05]The fifth thing at christmas that's such a pain to me [00:47.09] [00:47.83]Five months of bills [00:50.98] [00:51.67]Sending christmas cards [00:52.90]Hangovers [00:54.57]Rigging up the lights [00:55.96]And finding a christmas tree [00:58.81] [00:59.79]The sixth thing at christmas that's such a pain to me [01:03.12] [01:03.74]Facing my in-laws [01:05.29]Five months of bills [01:07.56] [01:08.34]Oh i hate those christmas cards [01:10.59]Hangovers [01:11.64]Rigging up these lights [01:13.19]And finding a christmas tree [01:16.06] [01:17.01]The seventh thing at christmas that's such a pain to me [01:20.08] [01:20.80]The salvation army [01:22.42]Facing my in-laws [01:23.89]Five months of bills [01:26.12] [01:27.51]Sending christmas cards [01:28.91]Oh geez [01:29.57]I'm tryin' to rig up these lights [01:31.82]And finding a christmas tree [01:34.60] [01:35.67]The eighth thing at christmas that such a pain to me [01:39.01]I wanna transformer for christmas [01:41.47]Charities [01:42.18]And whataya mean your in-laws [01:44.08]Five months of bills [01:46.35] [01:47.32]Oh making out these cards [01:49.09]Honey get me a beer huh [01:50.65]What we have no extension cords [01:51.78]And finding a christmas tree [01:55.76]The ninth thing at christmas that's such a pain to me [01:58.80] [01:59.75]Finding parking spaces [02:01.00]Daddy i want some candy [02:02.84]Donations [02:03.79]Facing my in-laws [02:05.08]Five months of bills [02:07.75] [02:08.76]Writing out those christmas cards [02:10.35]Hangovers [02:10.91] [02:11.47]Now why the hell are they blinking [02:13.30]And finding a christmas tree [02:16.42] [02:17.21]The tenth thing at christmas that's such a pain to me [02:20.30] [02:21.04]Batteries not included [02:22.50]No parking spaces [02:23.54]Buy me something' [02:25.27]Get a job ya bum [02:27.01]Oh facing my in-laws [02:28.17]Five months of bills [02:31.02]Yo-ho sending christmas cards [02:33.08]Oh geez look at this [02:34.48]One light goes out they all go out [02:36.30]And finding a christmas tree [02:39.17] [02:39.86]The eleventh thing of christmas that's such a pain to me [02:43.08] [02:43.71]Stale tv specials [02:44.90]Batteries not included [02:46.53]No parking spaces [02:47.65]Dad i gotta go ta bathroom [02:49.72]Charities [02:50.72]She's a witchi hate her [02:52.36]Five months of bills [02:54.61]Oh i don't even know half these people [02:57.32]Oh who's got the toilet paper huh [02:58.92]Get a flashlighti blew a fuse [03:00.55]And finding a christmas tree [03:03.13] [03:04.36]The twelfth thing of christmas that's such a pain to me [03:07.55] [03:08.17]Singing christmas carols [03:09.57]Stale tv specials [03:10.80]Batteries not included [03:12.11]No parking [03:12.95]Waaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaah [03:15.71]Charities [03:16.81]Gotta make 'em dinner [03:17.94]Five months of bills [03:20.80]I'm not sendin' them this year that's it [03:22.37]Shut up you [03:23.36] [03:23.92]Fine you're so smart you rig up the lights [03:26.97]And finding a christmas tree