My Home Town-Tom Lehrer

[ti:My Home Town] [ar:Tom Lehrer] [al:Songs By Tom Lehrer] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]My Home Town (Shi Da Jie) - Tom Lehrer [00:13.37]I really have a yen [00:15.30] [00:15.85]To go back once again [00:17.37] [00:18.24]Back to the place where no one wears a frown [00:21.83] [00:22.72]To see once more those super-special just plain folks [00:27.08]In my home town [00:29.38] [00:33.26]No fellow could ignore [00:35.71]The little girl next door [00:38.01]She sure looked sweet in her first evening gown [00:41.95] [00:42.54]Now there's a charge for what she used to give for free [00:46.56]In my home town [00:48.67] [00:50.96]I remember dan the druggist on the corner 'e [00:56.99]Was never mean or ornery [00:59.80]He was swell [01:00.86] [01:01.80]He killed his mother-in-law and ground her up real well [01:06.10] [01:06.84]And sprinkled just a bit [01:09.50]Over each banana split [01:11.69] [01:12.60]The guy that taught us math [01:14.55] [01:15.25]Who never took a bath [01:17.60]Acquired a certain measure of renown [01:20.73] [01:21.96]And after school he sold the most amazing pictures [01:26.34]In my home town [01:28.30] [01:32.32]That fellow was no fool [01:34.10] [01:34.79]Who taught our sunday school [01:37.24]And neither was our kindly parson brown [01:41.21] [01:42.77]I get recording so i have just this line since i [01:45.78]In my home town [01:49.11] [01:50.20]I remember sam he was the village idiot [01:56.82]And though it seems a pity it [01:59.24]Was so [02:00.04] [02:01.00]He loved to burn down houses just to watch the glow [02:05.31] [02:06.03]And nothing could be done [02:08.27]Because he was the mayor's son [02:10.79] [02:11.52]The guy that took a knife [02:13.04] [02:13.83]And monogrammed his wife [02:16.36]Then dropped her in the pond and watched her drown [02:20.14] [02:20.80]Oh yes indeed the people there are just plain folks [02:25.32] [02:26.17]In my home town