The Hunting Song-Tom Lehrer

[ti:The Hunting Song] [ar:Tom Lehrer] [al:Songs By Tom Lehrer] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Hunting Song - Tom Lehrer [00:03.79]I always will remember [00:05.15] [00:05.98]Twas a year ago november [00:07.97]I went out to hunt some deer [00:10.08]On a morning bright and clear [00:12.23]I went and shot the maximum [00:14.31]The game laws would allow [00:16.29]Two game wardens [00:17.38]Seven hunters and a cow [00:19.22] [00:20.13]I was in no mood to trifle [00:22.25]I took down my trusty rifle [00:24.27]And went out to stalk my prey [00:26.37]What a haul i made that day [00:28.63]I tied them to my fender [00:30.43]And i drove them home somehow [00:32.56]Two game wardens [00:33.67]Seven hunters and a cow [00:35.78] [00:36.83]The law was very firm it [00:38.81]Took away my permit [00:40.84]The worst punishment i ever endured [00:43.31] [00:44.27]It turned out there was a reason [00:46.50]Cows were out of season [00:48.47]And one of the hunters wasn't insured [00:50.95] [00:52.11]People ask me how i do it [00:53.93]And i say there's nothing to it [00:56.08]You just stand there looking cute [00:57.91]And when something moves you shoot [01:00.66]And there's ten stuffed heads [01:02.55]In my trophy room right now [01:05.11] [01:05.76]Two game wardens [01:06.82] [01:07.69]Seven hunters and a pure bred guernsey cow