Lobachevsky-Tom Lehrer

[ti:Lobachevsky] [ar:Tom Lehrer] [al:Songs By Tom Lehrer] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Lobachevsky - Tom Lehrer [00:05.26]Who made me the genius i am today [00:08.12]The mathematician that others all quote [00:10.19] [00:10.89]Who's the professor that made me that way [00:12.97] [00:13.62]The greatest that ever got chalk on his coat [00:15.97] [00:16.76]One man deserves the credit [00:18.77]One man deserves the blame [00:20.22]And nicolai ivanovich lobachevsky is his name [00:22.94]Hi [00:23.21]Nicolai ivanovich lobach [00:25.28]I am never forget the day i first meet the great lobachevsky [00:29.40] [00:30.04]In one word he told me secret of success in mathematics [00:34.46]Plagiarize [00:35.42] [00:36.45]Plagiarize [00:37.36] [00:38.20]Let no one else's work evade your eyes [00:40.54] [00:41.12]Remember why the good lord made your eyes [00:43.18]So don't shade your eyes [00:44.63]But plagiarize plagiarize plagiarize [00:47.26]Only be sure always to call it please 'research' [00:49.76] [00:50.90]And ever since i meet this man [00:52.48]My life is not the same [00:53.97]And nicolai ivanovich lobachevsky is his name [00:56.48]Hi [00:56.88]Nicolai ivanovich lobach [00:58.62] [00:59.20]I am never forget the day i am given first original paper [01:02.67]To write it was on analytic and algebraic topology of [01:06.48]Locally euclidean parameterization of infinitely differentiable [01:08.85]Riemannian manifold [01:09.66]Bozhe moi [01:10.87] [01:11.80]This i know from nothing [01:14.54] [01:15.28]But i'm get to do [01:17.82] [01:18.62]I think of great lobachevsky and get idea ahah [01:22.57]I have a friend in minsk [01:25.04]Who has a friend in pinsk [01:26.88]Whose friend in omsk [01:27.79]Has friend in tomsk [01:28.80]With friend in akmolinsk [01:30.56]His friend in alexandrovsk [01:31.51] [01:32.22]Has friend in petropavlovsk [01:33.42] [01:33.93]Whose friend somehow [01:34.73]Is solving now [01:35.50]The problem in dnepropetrovsk [01:37.04] [01:37.63]And when his work is done [01:39.44]Ha ha begins the fun [01:40.66] [01:41.20]From dnepropetrovsk [01:42.14]To petropavlovsk [01:42.83]By way of iliysk [01:43.53]And novorossiysk [01:44.30]To alexandrovsk to akmolinsk [01:45.85]To tomsk to omsk [01:46.70]To pinsk to minsk [01:47.62]To me the news will run [01:49.66]Yes to me the news will run [01:52.42] [01:53.06]And then i write [01:55.83]By morning night [01:57.22]And afternoon [01:58.16]And pretty soon [01:58.92]My name in dnepropetrovsk is cursed [02:00.88] [02:01.61]When he finds out i publish first [02:03.79] [02:04.38]And who made me a big success [02:07.22]And brought me wealth and fame [02:08.85]Nicolai ivanovich lobachevsky is his name [02:11.41]Hi [02:11.76]Nicolai ivanovich lobach [02:13.52] [02:14.22]I am never forget the day my first book is published [02:17.17] [02:18.93]Every chapter i stole from somewhere else [02:21.42] [02:22.40]Index i copy from old vladivostok telephone directory [02:25.34] [02:27.03]This book was sensational [02:29.28]Pravda well pravda said russian double talk [02:32.30]It have i should stinks [02:33.44] [02:34.03]But izvestia izvestia said russian double talk [02:37.56]It get on stinks [02:39.52] [02:40.07]Metro goldwyn moskva buys movie rights for six million rubles [02:44.76] [02:45.47]Changing title to 'the eternal triangle' [02:47.99] [02:48.73]With brigitte bardot playing part of hypotenuse [02:51.14] [02:52.40]And who deserves the credit [02:54.59]And who deserves the blame [02:56.04]Nicolai ivanovich lobachevsky is his name [02:58.86] [03:01.52]Hi