Stumpmaster Remix-Bob Rivers

[ti:Stumpmaster Remix] [ar:Bob Rivers] [al:Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.37]I'd like to find the guy [00:04.25]Who done me wrong [00:06.49]And stuck my faget arse up [00:09.00]On this Christmas tree [00:13.08] [00:24.81]Who put the stump [00:25.94]In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump [00:26.61] [00:27.55]Who took and jammed it [00:28.92]In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong [00:30.25]Who stood the wood [00:31.37]Where I poop-she-poop-she-poop [00:33.27]Who put the stick [00:34.40]Up my hipty-dipty-dip [00:35.88]Who was that man [00:38.22]He shoved it up my can [00:41.17]And left me stranded on this Christmas tree (Yeah ) [00:47.42] [00:52.67]When this angel heard [00:55.44]Chop-ba-ba-bop di-chop-ba-ba-bop [00:58.14]A dreadful fear went right into my heart [01:03.57]Those pine tree needles sting me [01:06.47]Ram-a-jam-a-ram-a-jammin' in my ding dong [01:09.73]You'll never know how much that smarts (Hooah ) [01:14.09]So who put the stump [01:15.88]In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump [01:17.82]Who took and jammed it [01:19.16]In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong [01:20.27]Who stood the wood [01:21.72]Where I poop-she-poop-she-poop [01:23.41]Who put the stick [01:24.59]Up my hipty-dipty-dip [01:25.95]Who took that bush [01:28.00]And crammed it in my tush [01:31.20]He made this angel beg for mercy please (Yow ) [01:36.94] [01:48.28]Each night when I'm alone [01:50.57] [01:51.13]Scratchity scratchity scratchity scratchity [01:52.48]Scratchity scratchity shoop [01:54.18]It sets my tiny bottom all aglow [01:59.39]And every time I wiggle [02:01.77] [02:02.29]Slipty-din-de-din slipty-din-de-din [02:05.14]A little further in it goes (Ohhh/Yeah ) [02:13.47]Rump-ba-bump-ba-bump [02:14.83]Ram-a-lam-a ding dong [02:16.15]Slipty-din-de-din [02:17.45]Poopity poopity shoop [02:18.90]Rump-ba-bump-ba-bump [02:20.29]Ram-a-lam-a ding dong [02:21.76]Slipty-din-de-din