Homeless on the Holidays-Bob Rivers

[ti:Homeless On the Holidays] [ar:Bob Rivers] [al:Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.60]Oh there’s food for the homeless on the holidays [00:07.70] [00:08.68]Cause no matter how filthy or uncombed [00:14.75] [00:16.53]If you’re down on your luck you can really graze [00:24.33] [00:25.06]For the holidays we throw those bums a bone [00:31.37] [00:32.57]I met a man who drank and smelled of pee he was heading for [00:39.65]The local mission for some homemade pumpkin pie [00:44.88] [00:46.68]Panhandling folks are always hanging round by the discount liquor store [00:54.40]And they’re not too brand specific gee a buck would be terrific [01:00.86] [01:01.50]But there’s food for the homeless on the holidays [01:06.94] [01:08.18]There’s a turkey just like Mama made at home [01:13.56] [01:14.87]If they pine for redemption from their heathen ways [01:21.21] [01:21.85]Come the holidays we’ll toss those bums a bone [01:27.70] [01:29.59]Take a piss in your pants till you smell like you’re from France [01:33.17]Put some vino in a crumpled paper sack [01:36.02] [01:36.87]Though you’re smelling like a beast [01:38.59]You’ll be treated to a feast [01:40.32]Want seconds come on right back [01:43.23]There’s lots of food for the homeless on the holidays [01:49.53] [01:50.42]Have some pumpkin pie and ham with provolone [01:56.79] [01:57.34]We don’t care if they eat dog food on the other days [02:03.56] [02:04.34]When you call a cardboard box your home sweet home [02:11.68]For the holidays we’ll toss those bums a bone