Flu Ride-Bob Rivers

[ti:Flu Ride] [ar:Bob Rivers] [al:Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.76]Just hear those noses snifflin' sore throats ticklin' [00:06.22]Too [00:07.73] [00:09.03]Come on it's lousy weather to be sufferin' inside with [00:14.44]The flu [00:16.67] [00:17.64]Outside the snow is fallin' your fever's at a hundred [00:23.82]And two [00:26.27] [00:26.88]Let's take some Alka-Seltzer and a box of [00:31.83]Antihistamines too [00:35.75] [00:39.33]We'll bring some Kleenex with us and sing a chorus or [00:42.45]Two [00:44.09]Let's let my red nose lead us in a sleigh ride in spite [00:47.39]Of the flu [00:48.45] [00:49.36]Hack it up hack it up fling it up let's go phlegm [00:52.78]Chunks in the snow [00:53.73] [00:54.89]We're coughing up a yellow and green rainbow [00:58.09] [00:59.07]Cough it up cough it up cough it up oh man there's some [01:02.67]On my hand [01:04.90] [01:08.10]My glands are puffed and swollen and every hour I pee [01:12.60]My throat's as rough as leather and raspy as it can be [01:17.59]Let's take some Kleenex with us and sing a carol or two [01:22.34]We'll make our noses redder on the sleigh ride to go [01:25.55]With the flu [01:27.47] [01:30.52]My kid came home from preschool with a cough today [01:34.54] [01:35.19]He'll infect the whole darn neighborhood in about a day [01:40.00]Well be calling in sick to work until the diarrhea [01:43.40]Stops [01:44.28]At the pharmacy we'll get lots more pills to pop [01:47.72] [01:48.52]Pop pop pop [01:49.75]I took every medication I can legally buy [01:54.06]For coughing sneezing sniffling and the watery eyes [01:58.52] [01:59.08]I'll be gettin' real drunk on NyQuil I'll take Contac [02:02.10]'Till I'm high [02:03.81] [02:04.49]This wonderful buzz is great but I'm glad I don't have [02:07.72]To drive [02:08.50] [02:12.83]Just hear those noses snifflin' sore throats ticklin' [02:15.77]Too [02:17.65]Come on it's lousy weather to be sufferin' inside with [02:20.88]The flu [02:21.87] [02:22.52]Outside the snow is fallin' your fever's at a hundred [02:25.54]And two [02:27.26]Come on it's lousy weather for a flu ride together with [02:31.93] [02:32.50]You [02:34.31] [02:35.24]Ba ba ba la la