Swimmin' With The Wimmin-George Formby

[ti:Swimmin' With The Wimmin] [ar:George Formby] [al:George Formby. When I'm Cleaning Windows - His 52 Finest 1932-1946] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Swimmin' With The Wimmin - George Formby [00:09.00]Now every year about July [00:11.05]When summer time comes round [00:13.11]There's lots and lots of people [00:14.97]At the seaside to be found [00:17.78]Some play golf or tennis [00:19.37]Others like to take a rest [00:21.70]But here's the kind of exercise [00:23.92]That I enjoy the best; [00:25.63]When I go swimin' with the wimmin' [00:29.75] [00:30.28]Ee I do have a real good time [00:33.58] [00:35.14]Bobbing up and down in the water [00:38.65]It comes just below my Mason Dixon line [00:41.99] [00:43.33]To see them do their exercises [00:47.38]You wouldn't think that [00:48.70]Half of them were slimming [00:51.33]And when the girls stand up to sneeze [00:53.52]You can see their housemaids knees [00:55.44]If you go swimmin' with the wimmin' [00:59.49] [01:00.42]Now even when I am at home [01:02.39]And working day to day [01:04.50]I always do look forward [01:06.29]To my half day holiday [01:08.79]The people don't invite me out [01:10.89]They know my half day's fixed [01:12.97]I go out to the baths that day [01:15.05]Because the bathing's mixed [01:16.79]And I go swimin' with the wimmin' [01:21.19]And I do have a real good time [01:24.56] [01:25.33]I go bobbing up and down in the water [01:29.58]With a pretty girl [01:30.93]Whose name is Adeline [01:33.00] [01:34.38]You ought to see [01:35.35]Her latest bathing costume; [01:38.64]It's nothing but [01:39.47]A little bit of trimming [01:42.37]And what I took to be her face [01:44.25]Turned out to be a different place [01:46.51]When I went swimmin' with the wimnin' [01:50.49] [02:07.82]One day I went in [02:08.75]With some of my relations [02:12.00]And someone went [02:12.87]And pushed my Uncle Jim in [02:14.93] [02:15.46]He came up gasping [02:16.78]For his breath and shouted; [02:18.18]"What a lovely death [02:19.55]To die while swimmin' [02:21.12] [02:21.97]With the wimmin ' [02:23.88]Once I went swimmin' with the wimmin' [02:28.14]And I did feel a big soft thing [02:31.89] [02:32.70]A woman went and fainted in the water [02:36.94]And where she disappeared it left a ring [02:39.81] [02:41.07]So I jumped in [02:41.94]With nearly all my clothes on [02:45.13]And swam until my eyesight [02:46.68]Started dimming [02:48.89]And after fighting for my life [02:50.87]I found I'd gone and saved the wife [02:53.09]So I've chucked swimmin' with the wimmin'