Why Don't Women Like Me?-George Formby

[ti:Why Don'T Women Like Me?] [ar:George Formby] [al:Heroes Collection - George Formby] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Why Don't Women Like Me? - George Formby [00:05.90]Now I know I'm not handsome [00:08.63]No good looks or wealth [00:11.10]But the girls I chase say my plain face [00:13.87]Will compromise their health [00:16.51]Now I know fellahs worse than me [00:19.00]Bow-legged and boss-eyed [00:21.98]Walking out with lovely women [00:24.55]Clinging to their side [00:27.06]Now if women like them like men like those [00:29.84]Why don't women like me [00:32.77]Look at Empress Josephine [00:35.38]The most attractive woman that ever was seen [00:38.04]Yet Napoleon short and fat [00:40.63]Captivates a lovely looking girl like that [00:43.13]Now if women like them like men like those [00:46.03]Why don't women like me hey-hey [00:48.75]Why don't women like me [00:51.31]Last night I went out walking [00:53.69]My intentions were to click [00:56.69]But the sights I saw while walking out [00:59.38]They nearly made me sick [01:01.94]I saw a lot of lovely girls [01:04.94]Attractive little dears [01:07.47]Arm in arm with ugly men [01:10.01]With cauliflower ears [01:12.93]Well if women like them like men like those [01:15.68]Why don't women like me [01:17.92] [01:18.71]What can the attraction be [01:20.95]That's the thing that always starts to worry me [01:23.73]Although I haven't got a bean [01:26.56]I've got a lot of things the girls have never seen [01:29.22]Well if women like them like men like those [01:31.76]Why don't women like me hey-hey [01:34.65]Why don't women like me [01:37.44]Now I went on my holidays [01:40.01]Down to the gay seaside [01:42.88]I saw a lot of things there [01:45.19]Being hidden by the tide [01:48.23]The way the women jumped around [01:51.04]The men there in the sea [01:53.64]Made me think that there [01:55.78]Is still a good chance left for me [01:59.21]'Cause if women like them like men like those [02:01.97]Why don't women like me [02:04.90]Of all the shapes and sizes there [02:07.41]I've got a chance of clicking yet I do declare [02:10.17]Oh I don't want to be a nark [02:12.90]I saw a lot of things below the water mark [02:15.60]Well if women like them like men like those [02:18.46]Why don't women like me hey-hey [02:21.27]Why don't women like me [02:23.61] [02:47.82]Well if women like them like men like those [02:50.72]Why don't women like me [02:53.24]Take Lord Nelson with one limb [02:56.23]Lady William Hamilton she fell for him [02:58.69]With one eye and one arm gone west [03:01.64]She ran like the devil and she grabbed the rest [03:04.26]Well if women like them like men like those [03:07.04]Why don't women like me hey-hey [03:09.83]Why don't women like me