They Can't Fool Me-George Formby

[ti:They Can't Fool Me] [ar:George Formby] [al:George Formby. When I'm Cleaning Windows - His 52 Finest 1932-1946] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]They Can't Fool Me - George Formby [00:04.74]Now I've a simple nature some folk think I'm dense [00:09.15]They think I'm slow but I can show [00:11.53]That I've got common sense [00:13.01] [00:13.62]We come from monkeys yes alas [00:15.81]Some say we've reached a lower class [00:18.30]But each time I look in the glass [00:20.43]They can't fool me [00:22.05] [00:22.65]At hunt the button fun I get [00:24.86]Some girls are very cute and yet [00:27.14]I find it every time you bet [00:29.43]They can't fool me [00:31.24] [00:31.99]I'm no wise guy still I get along [00:35.51] [00:36.27]I may not know my left from right [00:38.38]But I do know right from wrong [00:40.85]Two old maids said in our flat [00:43.08]"Since last night there's been a rat " [00:45.25]I said "Give him his coat and hat [00:47.40]Oh you can't fool me " [00:49.05] [00:49.72]My pal puts Violet in his bath [00:52.44]Violet that makes me laugh [00:54.45]I've found where Violet lives not half [00:56.60]You can't fool me [00:58.32] [00:58.94]She giggles when he hugs her tight [01:01.27]When she's kissed she laughs outright [01:03.54]She had convulsions late last night [01:05.77]They can't fool me [01:07.48] [01:08.22]I'm no wise guy still I get along [01:12.75]I may not know my left from right [01:14.89]But I do know right from wrong [01:16.81] [01:17.65]There's a baby born they say [01:19.88]Every clock tick that's O K [01:21.88]I bought a sundial yesterday [01:24.16]They can't fool me [01:25.92] [02:03.26]I've bought a house the terms are fine [02:05.67]Weekly payments three and nine [02:07.78]In a hundred years the house is mine [02:09.98]Oh they can't fool me [02:11.92] [02:12.70]Every night a girl named Joyce [02:14.85]Walks for miles but not for choice [02:17.02]She rides home in a swell Rolls Royce [02:19.17]Oh they can't fool me [02:21.52]I'm no wise guy still I get along [02:26.15]I may not know my left from right [02:28.26]But I do know right from wrong [02:30.60]To France a honeymooning pair [02:33.16]Went to see what it's like there [02:35.38]But it's no different anywhere [02:37.47]They can't fool me