No Big 'Ting-David Lee Roth

Can't seem to sew A single hole in my pocket Lord, I've tried Yeah, money talks I should know Mine always says, "Goodbye" And I know that money can't buy love I've parked my speedboat next to some This jungleness badboy sufferer Yes I have Price of an education Least now I know it's no big t'ing No big thing Time for these bootheels to be wanderin' Towards those burning sands A genetical testimony That white boys simply cannot dance Can't let that little stuff trip you up I'll take the fattest chance Now I've got the answer To a question no one asked So, here's two rules I got for you Great ones for living under First, don't sweat that little shit Second is, there ain't no other Tattoos, scars, and missing parts And all the rich have ever proven Is they are to life What American Bandstand is to the theory of evolution Price of an education Least now I know it's no big thing No big thing Who needs the aggravation Least now I know it's no big ting Stamps in my passport Now they're Polaroids and drinkin' stories And I've got some good ones Now it's getting harder to ignore me Now I'm believing half the reason Where ya been Who'd ya do What ya done? I'll be lounging on the Rivera Rivera couch that is... When you're surfin' 40 footers You don't need no tricks The future's looking brighter Every beer that I pour in me But even this I have to say With absolute uncertainty Too much exasperation Least now I know it's no big thing No big t.c