Mr Mistoffelees-Andrew Lloyd Webber

[ti:Mr. Mistoffelees] [ar:Andrew Lloyd Webber] [al:猫] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Mr Mistoffelees - Andrew Lloyd Webber (安德鲁·劳埃德·韦伯) [00:05.46]You ought to ask Mr Mistoffelees [00:07.15]The original Conjuring Cat [00:08.08]The greatest magicians have something to learn [00:09.90]From Mr Mistoffelees's conjuring turn [00:11.58]Presto [00:12.15]And you'll all say: [00:13.70]Oh Well I never Was there ever [00:17.13] [00:17.75]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [00:22.24] [00:23.49]Oh Well I never Was there ever [00:28.18] [00:28.87]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [00:33.75] [00:35.68]He is quiet and small [00:36.61]He is black [00:38.30]From the ears to the tip of his tail [00:40.18] [00:40.86]He can creep through the tiniest crack [00:43.10]He can walk on the narrowest rail [00:45.29] [00:46.29]He can pick any card from a pack [00:48.42] [00:49.10]He is equally cunning with dice [00:50.78] [00:51.84]He is always decieving you into believing [00:54.52]That he's only hunting for mice [00:56.21] [00:57.14]He can play any trick with a cork [01:00.01]Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste [01:01.94] [01:02.57]If you look for a knife or a fork [01:04.44] [01:05.25]And you think it was merely misplaced [01:07.04] [01:08.16]You have seen it one moment and then it is gone [01:11.04]But you find it next week lying out on the lawn [01:13.34] [01:14.59]And we all say: [01:15.83] [01:16.52]Oh Well I never Was there ever [01:20.02] [01:20.71]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [01:25.32] [01:27.83]Oh Well I never Was there ever [01:31.01] [01:31.63]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [01:36.25] [01:38.55]His manner is vague and aloof [01:41.11]You would think there was nobody shyer [01:42.98] [01:43.80]But his voice has been heard on the roof [01:45.86] [01:46.55]When he was curled up by the fire [01:48.54] [01:49.35]And he's sometimes been heard by the fire [01:51.28] [01:52.10]When he was about on the roof [01:53.78] [01:55.03](At least we all heard that somebody purred) [01:57.59]Which is uncontestable proof [01:58.90] [02:00.21]Of his singular magical powers [02:01.95] [02:02.64]And I've known the family to call [02:04.64] [02:05.44]Him in from the garden for hours [02:07.39] [02:08.38]When he was asleep in the hall [02:10.32] [02:11.19]And not long ago this phenomenal cat [02:14.06]Produced seven kittens right out of a hat [02:17.12]And we all say: [02:19.49]Oh Well I never Was there ever [02:22.94] [02:23.57]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [02:29.11] [02:30.92]Oh Well I never Was there ever [02:34.11] [02:34.87]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [02:39.43] [02:40.18]Oh Well I never Was there ever [02:45.00] [02:45.74]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [02:51.49] [02:52.72]Oh Well I never Was there ever [02:55.91] [02:56.60]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [03:01.65] [03:03.71]Oh Well I never Was there ever [03:06.70] [03:07.33]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [03:12.51] [03:14.67]Oh Well I never Was there ever [03:17.60] [03:18.16]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [03:21.88] [03:23.33]Ladies and gentlemen [03:23.82]I give you the marvelous [03:25.07]Magical Mr Mistoffelees [03:27.26] [03:28.51]Presto