Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer-John Thornton/"Cats" 1981 Original London Cast/Bonnie Langford/Andrew Lloyd Webber

[ti:Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer] [ar:Cats Cast] [al:猫 音乐剧 (1981百老汇版)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Mungojerry And Rumpleteazer - Andrew Lloyd Webber (安德鲁·劳埃德·韦伯) [00:11.55]Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer [00:14.06]We're a notorious couple of cats [00:16.61]As knockabout clowns [00:17.98]Quick-change comedians [00:19.70]Tight-rope walkers [00:20.85]And acrobats [00:22.25]We have an extensive reputation [00:25.06]We make our home [00:26.40]In Victoria Grove [00:27.75]This is merely our centre of operation [00:29.93] [00:30.51]For we are incurably given to rove [00:35.62] [00:37.59]We are very well known [00:39.57]In Cornwall Gardens [00:40.88]In Launceston Place [00:42.19]And in Kensington Square [00:43.58]We have really a little more reputation [00:46.29]Than a couple of cats [00:47.94]Can very well bear [00:50.15] [00:53.70]If the area window is found ajar [00:56.94]And the basement looks like [00:57.75]A field of war [00:59.42]If a tile or two comes [01:01.12]Loose on the roof [01:02.23]Which presently fails to be waterproof [01:04.44]If the drawers are pulled out from [01:06.24]The bedroom chest [01:07.64]And you can't find one [01:09.12]Of your winter vests [01:10.69]If after supper one of the girls [01:13.53]Suddenly misses her Woolworth pearls [01:16.37]The family will say [01:18.50]"It's that horrible cat [01:20.80] [01:21.70]It was Mungojerrie or Rumpelteazer " [01:27.67] [01:28.73]And most of the time they leave it at that [01:31.14] [01:42.26]Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer [01:44.54]Have a very unusual gift of the gab [01:47.34]We are highly efficient cat burglars [01:49.23]As well [01:49.87]And remarkably smart at a smash [01:51.74]And grab [01:52.38]We make our home in Victoria Grove [01:55.38]We have no regular occupation [01:57.84]We are plausible fellows [01:59.20]Who like to engage [02:00.38]A friendly policeman in conversation [02:04.34] [02:07.97]When the family assembles [02:09.27]For Sunday dinner [02:10.68]With their minds made up [02:12.07]That they won't get thinner [02:13.37]On Argentine joint [02:14.69]Potatoes and greens [02:16.06]And the cook will appear [02:17.28]From behind the scenes [02:18.83]And say in a voice that is broken [02:20.67]With sorrow [02:21.52]"I'm afraid you must wait [02:22.50]And have dinner tomorrow [02:23.97]For the joint has gone [02:25.30]From the oven like that " [02:26.85]The family will say [02:29.05]"It's that horrible cat [02:31.33] [02:32.27]It was Mungojerrie or Rumpelteazer " [02:38.12] [02:39.20]And most of the time [02:40.65]They leave it at that [02:41.95]Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer [02:44.30]Have a wonderful way of working together [02:46.89]And some of the time [02:48.01]You would say it was luck [02:49.40]And some of the time [02:50.52]You would say it was weather [02:51.85]We go through the house like a hurricane [02:54.44]And no sober person could take his oath [02:57.08]Was it Mungojerrie or Rumpelteazer [02:59.68]Or could you have sworn [03:00.90]That it mightn't be both [03:02.38]And when you hear a dining room smash [03:04.94]Or up from the pantry [03:06.11]There comes a loud crash [03:07.74]Or down from the library [03:08.81]There comes a loud ping [03:10.26]From a vase that was commonly [03:11.62]Said to be Ming [03:12.82]The family will say: [03:15.00]"Now which was which cat [03:17.41]It was Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer " [03:23.73] [03:24.54]And there's nothing [03:25.39]At all to be done about that