Batman vs Sherlock Holmes-Epic Rap Battles of History

[ti:Batman vs Sherlock Holmes] [ar:Epic Rap Battles of History] [al:Batman vs Sherlock Holmes – Single] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Batman vs Sherlock Holmes - Epic Rap Battles of History [00:13.88]Nice hat dork
不错的帽子 傻子 [00:15.14] [00:15.66]You look like a duck
你看起来风生水起 [00:17.23]I had Alfred read your books
我让Alfred阅读你的书 [00:18.58] [00:19.09]He told me they suck
他告诉我他们真的很糟糕 [00:20.67]I'll crush your British nuts until [00:22.37]They're bangers and mash
我会伤害你那颗狂热的心 直到 [00:23.26]
令它变得粉碎 [00:23.79]I've seen better detective [00:25.30]Work in Tango & Cash
我见过更好的侦探 [00:26.78]
在探戈与加什工作 [00:27.48]You chump I kick punks [00:29.16]Like you off the streets
你这个笨蛋 我会打朋克 [00:30.64]While you and Velma here are
会把你踢到街上 [00:32.29]Solving Scooby Doo mysteries
当你和Velma都在这里的时候 [00:33.40]
解开Scooby Doo 的谜团 [00:34.30]Nothing makes me laugh [00:35.94]But I bet your raps can
没有什么值得我好笑的 [00:37.65]So bring it on b**ch I'm Batman
但是我打赌你的说唱可以 [00:41.26]I once met a rich fellow
所以赶紧开始吧 坏女人 我是蝙蝠侠 [00:42.84]Who smelled of guano and pain
有一次我见到一个有钱的朋友 [00:44.54]Holmes explain
他实在是太令人恶心了 [00:45.30]I deduce this douce stain as
Holmes解释说 [00:46.84]Bruce Wayne
我猜这些污点就像是 [00:47.88]The billionaire
Bruce Wayne的 [00:48.84]Yes his wealth would allow
富豪们 [00:49.99]This adversary of hours
是的 他财大气粗 [00:51.37]To afford the toys his needs
在这属于对手的时间里 [00:52.87]Since he has no superpowers
根据他的需要来提供这些玩具 [00:54.78]You want to battle
由于他没有超能力 [00:55.95]Bat Bring it then
你想要斗争 [00:57.22]I heard he has a British butler
那么来吧 [00:58.85]Good Then he'll be used to
我听说他有一个英国管家 [01:00.32]Getting served by Englishmen
很好 那么他会习惯 [01:01.68]You're a wack vigilante
被英国人服务 [01:02.85]Black pantied spud with no skill
你就是个怪异的警卫员 [01:04.93]My sidekick's a doctor
穿着黑色的短裤没有任何技能 [01:06.73]Because his flows are so ill
我的伙伴是一个医生 [01:07.91]
因为他的资金流出现了问题 [01:08.62]Shut up nerds [01:10.06]I serve justice so eat it
闭嘴 讨厌鬼 [01:11.87]My sidekick only comes around
我为正义服务 把这些都吃光 [01:14.07]When he's needed
我的医生朋友会过来 [01:15.31]Boy wonder make you wonder
当别人需要他的时候 [01:16.55]How your a** got killed
迷惑的人会令你更加迷惑 [01:17.03]Bite harder than those hounds
你是怎么被杀死的 [01:18.08]Down in Baskerville
比那些猎犬更狠地咬着 [01:18.81]I'll bust you with
回到Baskerville [01:19.48]That bat-whack-rap repellant
我会打你 [01:20.62]Rappel a building snatch a villain
用棍棒狠狠伤害你 [01:21.08]Then by dinner be chilling
用绳索从楼上滑下 赶走坏人 [01:21.41]Gotta secret about your
在晚饭的时候会冷静下来 [01:22.63]Homegirl Irene Adler
我有关于你的女孩的秘密 [01:24.12]Took her back to my nest
Irene Adler的同乡 [01:25.31]To bam pow kersplat her
把她带到我这里来 [01:26.17]I'll shatter that fiddle
来质问她 [01:26.70]With a chop of the hand
我会砸烂那个小提琴 [01:27.74]Holy Conan Doyle
用我的手 [01:28.41]Let's get em Aw god damn
Conan Doyle [01:29.21]
让我们找到他们 [01:29.71]You're not smart you're selfish [01:31.51]You endanger everyone's life
你一点也不聪明 你很自私 [01:32.90]Why don't you let your boyfriend
你威胁到了每个人的生命 [01:34.32]Here go home to his wife
为什么你不让你的男朋友 [01:35.88]Nobody likes you not your brother
去找他自己的老婆 [01:37.53]Not your partner not Scotland Yard
没人会喜欢你和你的哥哥 [01:39.39]You'll die alone with no friends
不是你的伙伴 不是苏格兰的后院 [01:40.99]Except that needle in your arm
你会孤独终老 [01:42.35]
无依无靠 [01:43.55]This mustn't register on [01:44.49]An emotional levela
这肯定不容易被发现 [01:45.78]First exploit childhood tragedya
在感情的层面上 [01:48.02]
首先 利用童年的悲剧 [01:49.35]Then gesture with pipea [01:50.92]Watson finishes punchlinea next
然后摆出打针的姿势 [01:53.57]Acknowledge compliment
Watson完成了下一个 [01:54.33]
感激别人的赞美 [01:55.13]Conclude with killer catchphrasea [01:56.85]I believe your parent's homicide is
用杀手的结语来总结 [01:58.13]Why you mask your face
我相信你的伙伴是个杀人犯 [01:59.00]
为什么你要蒙住自己的脸 [01:59.92]You're shamed and traumatized and [02:01.05]Haunted by the vast disgrace
你感到耻辱和受创 [02:02.51]Of watching like a passive waste
被巨大的耻辱缠绕 [02:03.94]
看起来像个废物 [02:04.73]As momma died and daddy [02:05.87]Was dispatched with haste
当爸妈去世的时候 [02:07.04]Holmes you've cracked the case
被匆忙派遣过去 [02:08.53]You're a bat sh*t crazy basket case
Holmes你已经破案了 [02:10.60]Bloody good rhymes
你令人绝望 [02:11.52]I've got tonnes
多好的旋律啊 [02:12.70]Dissing these dynamic douchebags
这就是我的音调 [02:14.15]
别在意这些傻子们 [02:14.74]Was elementary my dear Watson