Suddenly New Zealand-Fascinating Aïda

[ti:Suddenly New Zealand] [ar:Fascinating Aïda] [al:One Last Flutter] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Suddenly New Zealand - Fascinating Aïda [00:04.96]When you're lying awake [00:06.04]With a dismal headache [00:07.03]And repose is tabooed by anxiety [00:09.16]It is hardly surprising [00:10.20]If you're agonising [00:11.47]Considering modern society [00:13.57]There are terrible dangers [00:14.80]From horrible strangers [00:15.84]Whose every intention is criminal [00:18.09]There are counterfeit healers [00:19.21]And e*****y dealers [00:20.11]Who thrive 'cause policing is minimal [00:22.44]We've got under-age nooky [00:23.38]And lads playing hooky [00:24.29]Who lurk around corners to mug us [00:26.81]And there's Proddies and Papists [00:28.27]And robbers and rapists [00:29.45]With tabs of Rohypnol to drug us [00:31.49]On the street you take fright [00:32.75]At the menacing sight [00:33.72]Of graffiti in French and Cyrillic [00:35.39] [00:35.94]And behind curtains drawn [00:37.51]People downloading porn [00:38.55]Are indulging in tastes paedophilic [00:40.46] [00:41.27]Though the threats are tremendous [00:42.59]The law won't defend us [00:44.22]And don't even think of resistance [00:46.30] [00:46.81]So before it's too late [00:48.76]Let us all emigrate [00:50.63]To a very much better existence [00:54.41] [00:57.60]Suddenly New Zealand doesn't seem so boring [01:06.62]Suddenly New Zealand seems attractively remote [01:13.13] [01:15.49]Lots of sheep and lambs and sheep and lambs [01:19.93]And sheep and lambs and sheep and lambs [01:24.57]And sheep and lambs and sheep and lambs [01:26.94]And sheep and lambs and the occasional goat [01:30.30] [01:34.17]So you're lying in bed [01:35.28]And the thoughts in your head [01:36.37]Return to your present condition [01:38.47]A beastly fanatic [01:39.21]Plans something dramatic [01:40.69]To send us all of to perdition [01:42.38]From some part of the globe [01:44.13]Comes a chap in a robe [01:45.19]And a headdress he looks very nice in [01:47.33]But beneath his djellaba [01:48.18]The fellow may harbour [01:49.60]A lethal container of ricing [01:51.83]He's so fundamental [01:52.91]He hasn't seen Yentl [01:54.28]And preaches demonic polemic [01:56.28]He wants each infidel [01:57.33]To descend into Hell [01:58.64]With a case of bubonic systemic [02:00.07] [02:00.68]In his safe sleeper cell [02:01.93]He blends in very well [02:03.13]With his suitably quiet demeanour [02:04.64] [02:05.29]While he's learning to fly [02:06.58]He is living close by [02:07.88]In a bed-sit above your dry-cleaner [02:09.46] [02:10.64]We know what we must do [02:11.76]'Cause the world that we knew [02:13.54]Is vanishing like the poor dodo [02:16.34] [02:16.99]There's a good life to be had [02:19.04]Away from the Jihad [02:20.91] [02:21.58]As neighbours of Bilbo and Frodo [02:27.78] [02:28.86]Suddenly New Zealand doesn't seem so dreary [02:37.66]Suddenly New Zealand seems to suit us rather well [02:45.04] [02:46.52]Lots of hills and dales and hills and dales [02:50.88]And hills and dales and hills and dales [02:55.16]And hills and dales and hills and dales [02:58.25]And hills and dales and the occasional dell [03:01.87] [03:05.53]Well you still cannot sleep [03:06.56]And you suffer la grippe [03:07.57]As these terrible visions all trouble you [03:09.69]It's no wonder you're glum [03:10.85]There is worse yet to come [03:11.98]As you've guessed I refer to George W [03:14.23]For he is on course [03:15.17]To use maximum force [03:16.34]For a better world order's his aim here [03:18.08] [03:18.59]When he's done with Iraq [03:19.69]He'll put up a blue plaque [03:20.85]Saying this was once Mesopotamia [03:22.44] [03:23.07]If he sticks to the text [03:24.01]North Korea is next [03:25.25]And we'll watch it on footage that's grainy [03:27.46]Then Iran Pakistan [03:28.63]Oh and Azerbaijan [03:29.93]Will be totalled by Rumsfeld and Cheney [03:31.93]No you won't see him falter [03:33.12]As Jersey and Malta [03:34.36]Are governed from South Carolina [03:36.22]And on Saturday week [03:37.39]In a fit of sheer pique [03:39.08]He will launch an invasion of China [03:40.88] [03:41.63]With Blair in his kennel [03:43.57]This prince among men'll [03:45.28]Ensure that just one thing is certain [03:48.13]The UN and EU [03:49.30]And of course Nato too [03:51.74]Will be gone for a haliburton [03:56.71] [03:59.23]Suddenly New Zealand doesn't seem so tedious [04:06.99] [04:08.05]Suddenly New Zealand doesn't seem like such a dud [04:13.72] [04:16.55]Lots of springs and geysers springs and geysers [04:20.35]Springs and geysers springs and geysers [04:24.63]Springs and geysers springs and geysers [04:27.15]Springs and geysers and a lot of hot mud [04:30.05] [04:33.25]Suddenly New Zealand doesn't seem so numbing [04:40.33] [04:41.42]Suddenly New Zealand is a wash with many charms [04:47.97] [04:50.00]Lots of plots and homesteads plots and homesteads [04:54.61]Plots and homesteads plots and homesteads [04:58.01] [04:58.54]Plots and homesteads plots and homesteads [05:01.10]Plots and homesteads and a lot of nice farms [05:04.31] [05:07.12]Suddenly New Zealand doesn't seem so boring [05:14.41] [05:15.76]Suddenly New Zealand seems attractively remote [05:21.69] [05:24.34]Lots of sheep and lambs and sheep and lambs [05:28.27]And sheep and lambs and sheep and lambs [05:32.59]And sheep and lambs and sheep and lambs [05:35.51]And sheep and lambs and the occasional goat