The Enemy of Beauty-Fascinating Aïda

[ti:The Enemy Of Beauty] [ar:Fascinating Aïda] [al:One Last Flutter] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Enemy of Beauty - Fascinating Aïda [00:10.27]We're lovely we're perfect we're youthful [00:14.90] [00:15.81]But asked to name our ages you would never guess [00:20.24]We are each 93 and we're sure you'll agree [00:24.78]Father Time must have lost our address [00:28.84] [00:30.08]Most people think that we're models [00:33.37] [00:34.35]Policemen daily ask us why we're not at school [00:38.87]That's 'cos our faces are a vision of perfection [00:43.33]No drops or wrinkles [00:45.06]Oh we're open to inspection [00:47.88]We've got the secret of a fabulous complexion [00:52.22]So to fight decay and keep old age at bay [00:56.15]You must follow this golden rule [01:00.68] [01:01.62]Mobility's the enemy of beauty [01:06.10] [01:06.92]Our skin is stapled to our skulls with metal clips [01:11.32]And our legs look much improved [01:13.46]Since our kneecaps were removed [01:15.66]And recycled in our artificial hips [01:18.91] [01:25.27]Oh eating can be rather tricky [01:30.22] [01:30.89]One may not masticate with a frozen jaw [01:35.21]So we're quite cock-a-hoop [01:37.45]At a nice bowl of soup [01:39.69]For we haven't eaten solids since the war [01:43.77] [01:44.98]All day we're busy with procedures [01:48.32] [01:48.92]We're injected in our bottoms [01:51.05]With fermented kelp [01:53.27] [01:53.88]Later a special cryogenic siesta then [01:57.87]We sand-blast our colons [02:00.04]To fill us full of zest again [02:02.68]Finally we dress but then [02:04.45]It's time to get undressed again [02:06.91]What a busy day we gently drift away [02:10.98]With this simple mantra of self-health [02:15.90] [02:17.10]Mobility's the enemy of beauty [02:22.15] [02:22.84]In pursuit of endless youth [02:25.10]We will never flag [02:27.68]Our surgeon uses slivers [02:29.86]Left over from Joan Rivers [02:32.00]To plump up all those horrid bits that sag [02:35.00] [02:36.31]Mobility's the enemy of beauty [02:40.43] [02:41.14]Our vaginas have been tightened [02:43.30]So they grip like hell [02:45.48]And for extra satisfaction [02:47.67]We can offer the attraction [02:49.83]Of our hymen up our anuses as well [02:52.96] [02:54.44]Mobility's the enemy of beauty [02:58.58] [02:59.65]Of Leslie Ash's lips we're enormous fans [03:03.61]To our lines it's syonara [03:06.11]Our idol's Kate O'Mara [03:08.23]But never never never [03:09.94] [03:10.49]You must be very clever [03:12.68]No never ever ever show your hands