One More Minute (Karaoke Demonstration With Lead Vocal - In The Style Of Weird Al Yankovic)-Channel

[ti:One More Minute (Karaoke Demonstration With Lead Vocal - In The Style Of Weird Al Yankovic)] [ar:Channel] [al:The Karaoke Channel - Weird Al Yankovic And Other Funny Songs] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]One More Minute (Karaoke Demonstration With Lead Vocal - In The Style Of Weird Al Yankovic) - Channel [00:16.81]Well I heard that you're leavin' [00:22.56]Gonna leave me far behind [00:28.62]'Cause you found a brand new lover [00:33.81]You decided that I'm not your kind [00:40.06]So I pulled your name out of my Rolodex [00:46.18]And I tore all your pictures in two [00:52.62]And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go [00:58.81]Just because it reminds me of you [01:04.68]That's right you ain't gonna see me cryin' [01:11.06]I'm glad that you found somebody new [01:17.37]'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass [01:23.81]Than spend one more minute with you [01:31.12]I guess I might seem kinda bitter [01:37.25]You got me feeling down in the dumps [01:40.54] [01:42.48]'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love [01:48.61]And I have to use the self-service pumps [01:54.10]Oh so honey let me help you with that suitcase [02:00.67]You ain't gonna break my heart in two [02:07.17]'Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face [02:13.29]Than spend one more minute with you [02:20.79] [02:21.42]I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork [02:26.42]Than watch you going out with other men [02:32.67]I'd rather slam my fingers in a door [02:38.05] [02:38.61]Again and again and again and again and again [02:41.74] [02:42.75]Oh can't you see what I'm tryin' to say Darlin [02:45.68]I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches [02:51.00]Shove an icepick under a toenail or two [02:56.93]I'd rather clean all the bathroom in Grand Central Station with my tongue [03:03.37]Than spend one more minute with you [03:08.81]Yes I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks [03:15.44]Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue [03:20.11] [03:21.73]I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades [03:28.23]Than spend one more minute with you [03:32.92] [03:34.30]I'd rather rip my heart out of my ribcage with my bare hands [03:38.17]And then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till I die [03:41.86] [03:44.94]Than spend one more minute with you