Amish Paradise (Karaoke Demonstration With Lead Vocal - In The Style Of Weird Al Yankovic)-Channel

[ti:Amish Paradise (Karaoke Demonstration With Lead Vocal - In The Style Of Weird Al Yankovic)] [ar:Channel] [al:The Karaoke Channel - Weird Al Yankovic And Other Funny Songs] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Amish Paradise (Karaoke Demonstration With Lead Vocal - In The Style Of Weird Al Yankovic) - Channel [00:11.98]As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain [00:14.86]I take a look at my wife [00:16.19]And realize she's very plain [00:18.02]But that's just perfect for an amish like me [00:20.59]You know I shun fancy things like electricity [00:23.53]At four-thirty in the morning I'm milking cows [00:26.58]Jebediah feeds the chickens and jacob plows fool [00:29.81]And I've been milking and plowing so long that [00:32.83]Even ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone [00:35.39]I'm a man of the land I'm into discipline [00:38.31]Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin [00:41.11]But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine [00:44.08]Then tonight were gonna party like it's sixteen ninety-nine [00:46.93] [00:47.70]We been spending most our lives [00:50.00]Living in an amish paradise [00:52.85] [00:53.54]I've churned butter once or twice [00:55.91]Living in an amish paradise [00:59.28]It's hard work and sacrifice [01:01.77]Living in an amish paradise [01:04.67] [01:05.26]We sell quilts at a discount price [01:07.63]Living in an amish paradise [01:10.83]A local boy kicked me in the butt last week [01:13.30]I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek [01:16.06] [01:16.61]I really don't care in fact I wish him well [01:19.12]'Cause I'll be laughing my head off [01:20.63]When he's burning in hell [01:22.10]But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it [01:24.83] [01:25.43]An amish with a tude [01:26.64]You know that's unheard of [01:28.34]I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat [01:31.02]And my homies agree [01:32.33]I really look good in black fool [01:34.27]If you come to visit you'll be bored to tears [01:36.74]We haven't even paid the phone [01:38.29]Bill in three hundred years [01:39.71]But we ain't really quaint [01:41.20]So please don't point and stare [01:42.94]Were just technologically impaired [01:45.22]There's no phone no lights no motorcar [01:48.63]Not a single luxury [01:50.66] [01:51.44]Like Robinson Caruso [01:54.19]It's as primitive as can be [01:56.50] [01:57.98]We been spending most our lives [02:00.25]Living in an amish paradise [02:03.25] [02:03.83]Were just plain and simple guys [02:06.17]Living in an amish paradise [02:09.05] [02:09.69]There's no time for sin and vice [02:11.92]Living in an amish paradise [02:14.80] [02:15.51]We don't fight we all play nice [02:17.77]Living in an amish paradise [02:21.13]Hitching up the buggy churning lots of butter [02:23.99]Raised a barn on monday soon I'll raise anutter [02:26.93]Think you're really righteous [02:28.43]Think you're pure in heart [02:29.52]Well I know I'm a million time as humble as thou art [02:32.80]I'm the pious guy the little amlettes want to be like [02:35.36]On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife [02:38.89]So don't be vain and don't be whiny [02:41.12]Or else my brother [02:41.92]I might have to get medieval on your heinie [02:44.19] [02:44.76]We been spending most our lives [02:47.00]Living in an amish paradise [02:50.01] [02:50.62]Were all crazy mennonites [02:52.96]Living in an amish paradise [02:55.87] [02:56.55]There's no cops or traffic lights [02:58.83]Living in an amish paradise [03:01.74] [03:02.35]But you'd probably think it bites [03:04.63]Living in an amish paradise