Wildwood W**d (Karaoke Demonstration With Lead Vocal - In The Style Of Jim Stafford)-Channel

[ti:Wildwood W**d (Karaoke Demonstration With Lead Vocal - In The Style Of Jim Stafford)] [ar:Channel] [al:The Karaoke Channel - Weird Al Yankovic And Other Funny Songs] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Wildwood W**d (Karaoke Demonstration With Lead Vocal - In The Style Of Jim Stafford) - Channel [00:08.08]The name of this song is the wildwood flower [00:10.31] [00:12.98]Now The wildwood flower is an old country classic [00:15.55] [00:16.90]It gained a whole new popularity [00:18.92] [00:20.45]The song isn't any more popular [00:22.32]But the flower is doin' real good [00:24.50] [00:26.87]The wildwood flower grew wild on the farm [00:29.05]And we never knowed what it was called [00:31.20] [00:33.47]Some said it was a flower [00:34.76]And some said it was w**d [00:36.05] [00:36.73]I never gave it much thought [00:37.93] [00:40.13]One day I was out there talking to my brother [00:42.50]I reached down for a w**d to chew on [00:44.56] [00:45.58]Things got fuzzy and things got blurry [00:48.30]And then everything was gone [00:49.75] [00:52.32]Didn't know what happened [00:53.72]But I knew it beat the hell out of sniffin' burlap [00:56.12] [00:59.39]I come to and my brother was there [01:01.26]And he said What's wrong with your eyes [01:03.56] [01:05.41]I said I don't know [01:06.54]I was chewing on a w**d [01:08.28]He said Let me give it a try [01:10.43] [01:12.08]I spent the rest of that day and most of that night [01:14.83]Trying to find my brother Bill [01:16.48] [01:17.58]Caught up with him [01:18.29]'Bout six o'clock the next morning [01:20.47]Naked swinging on the wind mill [01:22.09] [01:24.26]He said he flew up there [01:25.42] [01:26.13]I had to fly up and get him down [01:27.60]He was about half crazy [01:29.22] [01:31.26]The very next day we picked a bunch of them weeds [01:33.70]And put them in the sun to dry [01:35.46] [01:37.59]Then we mashed them up and we chopped them up [01:39.98] [01:40.60]And put them in the corncob pipe [01:42.18] [01:44.59]Smokin' that wildwood flower got to be a habit [01:47.14] [01:47.77]We never see no harm [01:48.95] [01:50.23]We thought it was kind of handy [01:51.61] [01:52.29]Take a trip and never leave the farm [01:54.35] [01:56.41]Big old puff on the wildwood w**d [01:58.08]Next thing you know [01:58.96]You just wandering behind the little animals [02:01.43] [02:03.43]All good things gotta come to an end [02:05.67]It's the same with the wildwood w**d [02:07.26] [02:10.02]One day this feller from Washington come by [02:12.49]He spied it and turned white as a sheet [02:14.93] [02:16.53]Then they dug and they burned [02:17.85]And they burned and they dug [02:19.15]And they killed all our cute little weeds [02:21.49] [02:22.33]Then they drove away [02:23.70] [02:24.92]We just smiled and waved [02:26.41] [02:27.27]Sitting there on that sack of seeds [02:29.35] [02:33.12]You all come back now you hear