Krav Maga-MC Mr. Napkins

[ti:Krav Maga] [ar:MC Mr. Napkins] [al:The Album] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Krav Maga - MC Mr. Napkins [00:09.13]Now you know that judo is japanese [00:11.19]And they got karate too [00:12.32] [00:13.08]And thailand has muay thai [00:14.30] [00:14.96]And china has kung fu [00:17.24]And they do capoeira in rio de janeiro [00:19.73]And korea has the tae kwon do [00:21.25] [00:22.28]But did you know that israel [00:23.83]Has a martial art also [00:25.00] [00:25.86]Well it's called krav maga [00:27.34]Krav maga [00:28.67]It's not greek like baklava [00:29.84] [00:30.62]It's israeli ooh [00:31.44] [00:32.03]Like falafel ah [00:33.09]Krav maga [00:34.15]Billy was a bully [00:36.72] [00:37.25]And victor was his victim [00:38.62] [00:39.39]And every day on the way to class [00:41.79]Billy punched and kicked him [00:43.19] [00:44.00]And this was not junior high [00:45.99]This was harvard law [00:47.01] [00:48.04]So victor said [00:49.07]I'm too old for this [00:50.52]And he went and learned krav maga [00:51.84] [00:52.69]The next time they crossed paths [00:54.03] [00:54.67]It was quite a different picture [00:55.95] [00:56.79]Because this time victor fought back [00:58.43] [00:59.11]And victor was the victor [01:00.36] [01:01.39]And he took billy's head [01:03.12]Stuck it in the lavaratoire [01:04.21] [01:05.24]And he went flush [01:06.52]Billy now you know [01:07.44] [01:08.24]You don't mess with krav maga [01:10.00]That billy [01:11.05]Was burly [01:12.03]But still he got a swirly [01:13.44] [01:14.13]Because victor took him out [01:15.76]Like he was just a little weakling [01:19.41]I won't rhyme girly there [01:21.19]That's one we all foresaw [01:22.26] [01:22.97]And unpredictability [01:24.29]Is part of kraaaav [01:25.59] [01:26.42]Mizza mizza mizza mizza [01:27.63]Miriam and rebecca were chillin' [01:29.17]By the bagel store [01:30.92] [01:31.70]When up came this tough dame [01:33.89]They'd never seen before [01:34.88] [01:35.73]And she pulled a gun and said [01:37.70]Gimme those wallets [01:38.29]Now mwah ha ha [01:39.67] [01:40.89]She didn't know that our friend Rebecca [01:42.83]Was trained in krav maga [01:44.28] [01:44.89]The fight lasted less than a minute [01:46.61]And not only did rebecca win it [01:48.59]But she kicked that ass so hard [01:50.91]She literally left a bootprint in it [01:53.41]And miriam looked at the outlined Foot [01:55.79]And she made a face like what [01:57.72]And she said [01:58.65]Krav ma ga becky [02:00.12]Look at her butt [02:01.19] [02:01.97]Ho ha ha yeah [02:04.18] [02:05.42]That's krav maga [02:06.31] [02:06.97]Oh m'gah oh m'gah [02:09.02]Oh m'gah that's krav maga [02:10.98]I said oh ma gah that's krav maga [02:12.62] [02:13.16]Hardcore like quick draw mcgraw [02:14.70] [02:15.28]From the folks who brought you The yarmulke [02:17.63]That's krav maga [02:19.74]Shalom