Sphygmomanometer-MC Mr. Napkins

[ti:Sphygmomanometer] [ar:MC Mr. Napkins] [al:The Album] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Sphygmomanometer - MC Mr. Napkins [00:11.07]If you want to measure [00:12.37]Your blood pressure [00:13.04] [00:13.61]Everybody knows [00:14.48]What tool you use [00:15.26] [00:16.12]It's that thing with the cuff for your Arm [00:18.35]And the bulb on the end [00:19.80]That's attachd with a tube [00:21.45]But what do you call it [00:22.68]A blood pressure cuff [00:23.97]It turns out that name wasn't long Enough [00:25.86] [00:26.39]The technical for one [00:27.63]Of those bloodpressure monitors [00:30.23]Is a sphygmomanometer [00:32.24]So do you want to get [00:34.02]Your blood pressure measured [00:34.79] [00:35.31]Man you need a sphygmomanometer [00:37.52]Want an instrument whose name's [00:39.03]Got sixteen lettres [00:40.34]Yo you need a sphygmomanometer [00:42.29]It's a big old moniker [00:43.57] [00:44.63]For this sphyg momanometer [00:47.19]So just drop that needle like a conifer [00:49.86]For this sphygmomanometer [00:50.91] [00:51.90]Check it for a hiphop jam to be Complete [00:54.66]You need a rap and you need a beat [00:56.74]So the fact that you wrap [00:58.34]That cuff around your arm plus [01:00.13]The beat of your heart means [01:01.37]Party people move your feet [01:02.93]In the disco this goes out to the Gizmos [01:06.15]People tapping their big toes for Sphygmos [01:08.63]That's what I call it for short [01:10.37]Like you dig bros [01:11.48]So get your your sleeve pushed up [01:13.14]Like a pig's nose [01:13.90]And let's attach that cuff [01:14.74] [01:15.47]With some undefined [01:16.96]And get the statusscope [01:17.58]On your elbows [01:18.57] [01:19.31]So we can tell if [01:20.44]Your blood pressure fell grows [01:22.29]Or stayed in the same [01:23.38]Place like melrose [01:24.14] [01:24.69]So could you roll up your [01:25.86]Garment Sir and man [01:27.22]I want to see that upper arm of yours [01:29.23]And [01:29.59]If you ask me what do I want it for [01:31.38]IT'S for my motherf**kin' [01:32.42] [01:33.34]Sphygmomanometer [01:34.08] [01:34.91]Check it y'all [01:35.70]Do you want to get your Blood pressure measured [01:37.31] [01:37.92]Man you need a sphygmomanometer [01:39.40] [01:40.43]Want an instrument that has the Craziest name ever [01:43.29]Yo you need a sphygmomanometer [01:44.47] [01:45.52]And if you wanna be a commoner Then [01:47.62] [01:48.20]I suppose you can call it a Blood pressure monitor [01:50.72]But if you wanna be a connoisseur Then [01:52.90]It's a sphygmomanometer [01:53.81] [01:54.36]Everybody [01:55.25]S to the p to the h to [01:57.38]The y to the g to the m [01:59.49]To the o to the m to the [02:01.62]A to the n to the o [02:03.37]To the m to the e to the t to the e to The r [02:07.05]Backwards r to the e to the t [02:09.02]To the e to the m [02:09.91]To the o to the n to the a to [02:11.56]The m to the o to the m [02:13.16] [02:13.83]To the g to the y to the h p s [02:16.46]It's morse code [02:17.30] [02:20.78]Sphygmomanometer [02:21.10] [02:25.87]Sphygmomanometer [02:26.29] [02:31.19]Sphygmomanometer [02:32.48] [02:36.41]Sphygmomanometer