Street Cred-MC Mr. Napkins

[ti:Street Cred] [ar:MC Mr. Napkins] [al:The Album] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Street Cred - MC Mr. Napkins [00:11.65]Napkins that's his name [00:13.54]Look at those black thick [00:14.82]Plastic glasses frames [00:15.87]Get a load of him bustin' raps [00:17.18]With his goofy ass hair [00:18.76]And his western shirts with [00:19.54]The button snaps [00:20.05]He oughta keep his food chute shut [00:22.10]Rhymin' in his hm denims with the Boot cut [00:24.17]From his feet to his head [00:26.78]That dude doesn't have any street Cred [00:28.57]Street cred [00:29.07]Street cred [00:29.96] [00:31.82]I don't have a lot of street cred [00:35.74]And I don't think that it's a secret [00:37.79] [00:39.85]It's clear I'm not a hard mc [00:42.03]With s t r e e t c r e d [00:45.49] [00:46.68]It can be difficult hiphop singing [00:48.70]When you didn't have [00:49.98]A typical rap upbringing [00:51.20]I never sold coke or pcpy I [00:53.36]Moved froyo at the tcby [00:54.67] [00:55.49]Never shot a proper gun [00:56.81]Just the nintendo duck hunt one [00:58.32]And a super soaker water gun [01:00.01]The crip gang I wasn't in it dog [01:02.19]Just the youth group at my Synagogue [01:03.75] [01:04.84]Yeah [01:05.76]Thugged out not even close [01:07.27]Cub scouts webelos [01:08.31]I didn't battle like 8 mile [01:10.38]Oh I competed [01:11.84]But high school team debate style [01:13.39]Never wrote no graffiti [01:14.61]Just thank you notes for gifts on my Bday [01:17.22]Prob'ly should have gone premed [01:19.19]Instead I'm an mc without a shred of [01:21.07] [01:21.80]Street cred [01:23.39] [01:24.82]I was not a little street kid [01:27.27] [01:28.84]No I was wholesome like whole Wheat bread [01:30.74] [01:32.63]And now I rock the party [01:34.43]With no s t r e e t c r e d [01:37.98] [01:39.61]I can't pop like a zit can [01:41.32]I can't lock like a kickstand [01:43.00]But in fifth grade I played tevye [01:44.70]And danced and lip synched [01:46.22]To if I were a rich man [01:48.10]Raise the roof [01:49.57]And I got to tell ya [01:50.71]My beat box not stellar but [01:52.11]I did do vocal percussion [01:53.75]In college a cappella [01:55.08] [01:55.73]Did I ever rob a store no [01:58.64] [01:59.19]I did once shoplift a softcore porno Mag [02:01.04]From a news stand at the airport [02:02.01] [02:03.90]I was scared I'd be sent off to jail for it [02:05.71]But do you think that they caught me [02:07.09]And threw me in juvie [02:08.08]Not me I got away scotfree [02:09.57]My face would have been beet red [02:11.29]But at least with a jail bid [02:13.33]I'd have had a little bit of [02:14.79]Street cred [02:15.71] [02:17.73]I am not a foolish meathead [02:19.32] [02:21.91]And I'm also not conceited [02:23.57] [02:25.48]I know that there's no part of me [02:27.95]With s t r e e t c r e d [02:30.97] [02:31.98]Oh street cred oooh [02:32.99] [02:34.44]Jim jim jow a jim a jang jow [02:36.96]Street cred oooh ahh ahh [02:39.17] [02:40.86]Streeet cred oooh [02:42.25] [02:43.15]Dim dim dim dim dim dim dim [02:45.60]Street cred ooooh [02:46.85] [02:47.48]Yabba dibba dibba dibba dibba Dibba dibba dum [02:49.14]Bum bum