Hitchhiker Joe-Rugburns

[ti:Hitchhiker Joe] [ar:Rugburns] [al:Morning Wood] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.80]Hitchhiker Joe - Rugburns [00:01.45]Written by：Steve J. Poltz/Steven C. Foth [00:02.56] [00:16.38]Don't pick up Hitchhiker Joe [00:19.19] [00:20.15]He'll slit your throat [00:21.21] [00:21.92]And cut off your big toe I tell you [00:24.39]He'll make you smile [00:25.48] [00:26.05]From ear to ear [00:27.12] [00:27.93]Gonna lock you in a trunk [00:29.25] [00:29.86]For 99 years [00:31.19]Don't do it now [00:31.98]Bom bom bom bom bom [00:33.86] [00:34.94]Bom bom bom bom [00:35.98] [00:36.83]Bom bom bom bom [00:37.82] [00:39.94]Bom bom bom bom bom [00:42.00] [00:42.79]Bom bom bom bom [00:44.04] [00:44.81]Bom bom bom bom [00:45.89] [00:48.20]I had a cousin who came from Vermont [00:51.84]Next thing I know that cousin was gone [00:54.92] [00:56.17]Truck driver saw him picking up Hitchhiker Joe [00:58.91] [00:59.66]Now his spleen's on the sidewalk helping flowers grow [01:03.04] [01:03.91]Don't pick up Hitchhiker Joe [01:06.73] [01:07.82]He'll slit your throat [01:08.75] [01:09.57]And cut off your big toe I tell you [01:11.98]He'll make you smile [01:12.98] [01:13.59]From ear to ear [01:14.71] [01:15.49]Gonna lock you in a trunk [01:16.79] [01:17.38]For 99 years [01:18.88]Don't do it now [01:19.60]Bom bom bom bom bom [01:21.51] [01:22.42]Bom bom bom bom [01:23.50] [01:24.43]Bom bom bom bom [01:25.45] [01:27.38]Bom bom bom bom bom [01:29.48] [01:30.36]Bom bom bom bom [01:31.52] [01:32.37]Bom bom bom bom [01:33.41] [01:35.79]My best friend Eddie called from L.A. [01:38.72] [01:39.40]Said we'd have dinner later that day [01:42.72] [01:43.72]I've got a feeling and it's more than a hunch [01:46.73] [01:47.37]My poor friend Eddie was that hitchhiker's lunch [01:51.52]Don't pick up Hitchhiker Joe [01:54.40] [01:55.47]He'll slit your throat [01:56.42] [01:57.31]And cut off your big toe I tell you [01:59.59]He'll make you smile [02:01.23]From ear to ear [02:02.34] [02:03.16]Gonna lock you in a trunk [02:04.45] [02:05.07]For 99 years [02:06.45]Don't do it now [02:07.36]Bom bom bom bom bom [02:09.15] [02:10.14]Bom bom bom bom [02:11.11] [02:12.08]Bom bom bom bom [02:13.07] [02:15.05]Bom bom bom bom bom [02:17.01] [02:17.94]Bom bom bom bom [02:19.01] [02:20.00]Bom bom bom bom [02:21.06] [02:23.49]Hitchhiker Joe ain't no vegetarian [02:26.39] [02:27.07]If you see him on the highway [02:28.97]Steer clear of him [02:30.29] [02:30.82]He got a knife in his sock [02:32.24] [02:32.81]And a razor up his sleeve [02:34.75]And a chainsaw in his pack [02:36.22] [02:36.78]And he's gonna make you bleed yeah yeah [02:41.18]Bom bom bom bom bom [02:43.03] [02:43.80]Bom bom bom bom [02:45.05] [02:45.81]Bom bom bom bom [02:46.83] [02:48.79]Bom bom bom bom bom [02:50.80] [02:51.66]Bom bom bom bom [02:52.73] [02:53.70]Bom bom bom bom [02:54.74] [02:57.10]My girfriend Lois called from Talahassee [03:00.66]She picked up that dude at the Spam factory [03:04.14] [03:05.00]That was the last time that I saw her smile [03:08.58]My best advice is don't eat Spam for a while [03:12.70]Don't pick up Hitchhiker Joe [03:15.88] [03:16.58]He'll slit your throat [03:17.57] [03:18.30]And cut off your big toe I tell you [03:20.79]He'll make you smile [03:21.79] [03:22.32]From ear to ear [03:23.53] [03:24.34]Gonna lock you in a trunk [03:25.66] [03:26.25]For 99 years [03:27.75]Don't do it now [03:28.54]Bom bom bom bom bom [03:30.69] [03:31.37]Bom bom bom bom [03:32.40] [03:33.30]Bom bom bom bom [03:34.35] [03:36.31]Bom bom bom bom bom [03:38.70] [03:39.28]Bom bom bom bom [03:40.26] [03:41.24]Bom bom bom bom [03:42.36] [03:44.19]Bom bom bom bom bom [03:46.40]Hitchhiker Joe [03:47.39]Bom bom bom bom [03:48.64]He'll slit your throat [03:49.55]Bom bom bom bom [03:50.30]And cut off your big toe [03:51.62] [03:52.31]Bom bom bom bom bom [03:54.52]From ear to ear [03:55.62]Bom bom bom bom [03:56.36]Gonna lock you in a trunk [03:57.47]Bom bom bom bom [03:58.26]For 99 years [03:59.46]Don't do it now [04:00.25]Don't pick up Hitchhiker Joe [04:03.38] [04:04.57]He'll slit your throat [04:05.51] [04:06.16]And cut off your big toe [04:07.58] [04:08.24]Bom bom bom bom [04:10.07]From ear to ear [04:11.39]Bom bom bom bom [04:12.18]Gonna lock you in a trunk [04:13.64]Bom bom bom bom [04:14.61]For ninety na na na na na na na now [04:16.56]Bom bom bom bom bom [04:18.57]Pick up [04:19.35]Bom bom bom bom [04:20.67]Hitchhiker [04:20.93]Bom bom bom bom [04:21.59]He got to cut off your big your big your big [04:24.55] [04:25.24]Bom bom bom bom