I Want to Learn About Love-Rugburns

[ti:I Want To Learn About Love] [ar:Rugburns] [al:Morning Wood] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]I Want to Learn About Love - Rugburns [00:03.48]Written by：Steve J Poltz [00:06.97]My mouth was just as dry as the tampon dispenser [00:09.92]In the woman's bathroom at the ocean side bus station [00:14.64] [00:17.06]A constipated woman barged in on me and said [00:20.75]Eek a boy get out before I call queer nation [00:24.53] [00:26.74]But the police did arrive [00:29.53] [00:30.51]And they said what's with this guy [00:32.99] [00:33.84]He's been watching these women pee [00:36.11] [00:37.11]Doing a study like he's doctor lea key [00:39.81]Just to learn about love [00:41.49] [00:43.66]But I want to learn about love [00:46.00] [00:47.02]Yeah I want to learn about love [00:49.82] [00:50.46]Yeah I want to learn about love [00:52.89]Can you show me today [00:55.16] [00:58.46]Well I walked into the adult bookstore [01:01.23] [01:01.80]And my heart was beating louder than the drums at the tip of Zimbabwe [01:05.80] [01:08.79]They never taught me nothing about this in catholic school [01:11.87]They only said if I was bad I would incur the wrath of Mr Yahweh [01:16.69] [01:19.14]But the bodies were uncurled [01:22.03] [01:22.55]And they screamed and moaned and hurled [01:25.45] [01:26.10]And the boys was dressed as girls [01:28.80] [01:29.67]And the women got splashed with pearls [01:32.44]And they said it was love [01:33.86] [01:35.99]But I want to learn about love [01:38.63] [01:39.50]Yeah I want to learn about love [01:42.39] [01:43.00]Yeah I want to learn about love [01:45.35]Can you show me today [01:47.82] [01:50.72]Well I cruised the red light zone [01:53.43] [01:54.15]But I still felt all alone [01:56.69] [01:57.64]And I turned a nasty trick [02:00.26] [02:01.27]And I drank till I got sick [02:03.86] [02:04.80]I'm sick I'm so sick I'm so sick [02:11.22] [02:12.31]Well I watched Oprah the other day [02:14.49] [02:15.16]There were some mothers on the show that decided to screw their daughters' boyfriends [02:20.22] [02:22.87]The daughters were mad and the boyfriends were glad [02:25.75]Because they got an education by burning the candle at both ends [02:30.55] [02:32.97]Oprah's dress was canary yellow [02:36.44]And I think that she fancied that fellow [02:39.54] [02:40.13]And the crotch in his corduroys bulged [02:43.71]And the truth it was soon divulged [02:46.03]When they taught us about love [02:47.85] [02:49.83]But I want to learn about love [02:52.45] [02:53.27]Yeah I want to learn about love [02:56.25] [02:56.87]Yeah I want to learn about love [02:59.26]Can you show me would you show me [03:02.62]Would you show me today