Comic Relief-Bette Midler

[ti:Comic Relief] [ar:Bette Midler] [al:Live At Last] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Comic Relief - Bette Midler (贝蒂·米德勒)
以下歌词翻译由微信翻译提供 [00:00.84]Oh God Oh God life is real life
上帝啊生活就是真实的生活 [00:02.95]Is when you wanna sing
当你想歌唱时 [00:03.79]Polly-Wally-Doodle all the day
一整天都尽情摇摆 [00:04.39]Well you know I may well be a sequel to Jaws
你知道我可能会是《大白鲨》的续集 [00:08.54]In which a shark is attacked
鲨鱼被攻击的场景 [00:10.68]By a great white woman
被一位伟大的白人妇女杀害 [00:13.83]Actually I'm not going to do
其实我不会做 [00:14.94]The sequel to Jaws at all
《大白鲨》的续集 [00:16.53]I'm making the sequel to 'Emanuelle'
我在拍《艾曼纽》的续集 [00:19.43]I call it 'Temple Emanuelle'
我称之为"天坛艾曼纽" [00:22.76]Actually it's not dirty at all
其实一点都不脏 [00:24.43] [00:25.66]It's just a lot of kissing and mezzuzas
我们热情拥吻尽情狂欢 [00:28.63]And er one singular sub-plot
独一无二的副情节 [00:31.74]In which a woman who has an
一个女人 [00:33.22]Un-natural relationship with a Kreplach
和Krepach的关系非同一般 [00:36.35]I know there must be one or
我知道肯定有一个或者 [00:37.55]Two of you out there
你们当中的两个人 [00:38.31]Who haven't got the vaguest
谁还没有一丝困惑 [00:39.00]Idea what the hell is a Kreplach
我知道Krelpach是什么东西 [00:39.91] [00:41.23]And to both of you I say
我对你们两个说 [00:45.18] [00:49.47]A Kreplach is a person from Kreplachia
Kreprachia人来自克雷帕契亚 [00:55.10]Which is a very small fishing
这是一种小型渔业 [00:56.73]Nation wedged between Estonia and Latvia
这个国家夹在爱沙尼亚和拉脱维亚之间 [00:59.83] [01:02.51]You don't hear from them
你没有他们的消息 [01:03.33]Too much since the iron curtain fell
自从铁幕落下之后我经历了太多 [01:06.67]But every now and again
但有时候 [01:07.54]One or two Kreplach's manage to escape
一两个Kreplach设法逃了出来 [01:10.74]But NEVER to Cleveland
但绝不会去克利夫兰 [01:12.30] [01:14.32](Audience Member:) YES
（观众：）是的 [01:16.19](Audeince Member:) Not True
(Audeince成员：)不对 [01:17.40]What
什么 [01:17.96]There we have one Kreplach
我们有一个Krepach [01:20.85]Who one Kreplach
谁是Krelpach [01:22.09]That managed to get to Cleveland
去了克利夫兰 [01:25.49] [01:26.94]In fact I venture to say
事实上我大胆地说 [01:28.46]That was the Kreplach that ate Cleveland
就像Kreplach吞噬了克利夫兰 [01:33.19](Audience Member:) Are you sure
你确定吗 [01:34.67]No Belle Barth used to say:
贝尔·巴思曾经说过 [01:38.20]'Shut your hole honey
闭上你的嘴亲爱的 [01:38.88]Mines making money '
矿井赚钱 [01:40.18] [01:41.30](Audience Member:) OH
（观众朋友：） [01:47.39]Ooh she didn't say that
她可没说 [01:48.82]I never said that
我从未说过 [01:50.12]I didn't say that
我没有说过 [01:51.87]I never said that
我从未说过 [01:54.48] [01:56.02]Oh did you hear the news
你听说了吗 [01:57.61]You haven't heard the news
你没有听到消息 [01:58.63]I must tell you the news
我必须告诉你这个消息 [01:59.57]I am the harbinger of news here
我是这里消息的先驱 [02:01.49]I slept with Jack kennedy
我和杰克肯尼迪同床共枕 [02:04.01] [02:13.88]You wanna know what else
你想知道还有什么 [02:15.49]They slept with Jack Kennedy
他们和杰克·肯尼迪同床共枕 [02:18.22]Talk about your bad pigs Really
说到你的坏猪真的 [02:20.74]Oh I'm sorry Girls
对不起姑娘们 [02:22.48]Oh my God
我的天哪 [02:22.99]Oh God
天啊 [02:23.33]Oh God
天啊 [02:23.71]Alright
好吧 [02:24.00]Oh God
天啊 [02:24.37]Oh God
天啊 [02:24.79]Oh God
天啊 [02:25.20]Oh God
天啊 [02:25.59]Alright
好吧 [02:25.76]Alright
好吧 [02:25.95]Alright
好吧 [02:28.51]Please forgive me everyone
请大家原谅我 [02:30.77]Please forgive me
请原谅我 [02:32.66]Just a little yolk
一点点蛋黄 [02:34.57]F**k 'em if they can't take a joke
如果他们开不起玩笑那就去他们的吧