Hell Yeah-Bloodhound Gang

[ti:Hell Yeah] [ar:Bloodhound Gang] [al:Hooray For Boobies(Explicit)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Hell Yeah - Bloodhound Gang [00:00.55]Alright now boys and girls we've got another story for you now [00:04.66]We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible [00:09.36]Hell yeah [00:10.25] [00:14.50]Hell yeah [00:15.37] [00:19.74]Hell yeah [00:20.79] [00:24.93]Hell yeah [00:25.90] [00:28.45]If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T V [00:37.25] [00:41.68]Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea [00:47.28] [00:51.96]If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols [00:56.89] [00:57.45]And thou shall add the book of Flavor flav to the Bible [01:01.71] [01:02.52]Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make a speed 2 [01:07.40]If I were God that's what I'd do heavens no [01:11.10] [01:12.16]Hell yeah [01:12.97] [01:17.15]Hell yeah [01:18.03] [01:22.40]Hell yeah [01:23.08] [01:27.64]Hell yeah [01:28.39] [01:33.75]If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything [01:38.31] [01:44.31]Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing [01:48.74] [01:54.42]If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with flip flops [01:59.22] [02:00.04]Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap [02:04.84]Thou shall resist the olsen twins thou shall not cut footloose [02:09.20]If I were God that's what I'd do heavens no [02:14.83]Hell yeah [02:15.96] [02:19.89]Hell yeah [02:20.57] [02:25.01]Hell yeah [02:25.57] [02:30.45]Hell yeah [02:31.28] [02:38.53]And when they nail my pimpled a** to the cross [02:43.46]I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off [02:47.89] [02:48.70]He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cars [02:52.82] [02:53.94]Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar [02:56.56] [02:59.12]To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt [03:02.76] [03:04.09]Crucified and all I got was this lousy T shirt [03:08.85]I can't believe it's not butter I'll sing as I'm flogged [03:14.84]Yeah that's what I would do if I were God [03:18.02] [03:20.39]So vote for me for savior and you'll go to heaven [03:23.77] [03:25.23]Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in seven [03:28.55] [03:30.42]With creepy threats of h e double hockey stick [03:33.74] [03:35.68]You just can't teach an old God new tricks [03:38.80] [03:41.29]But would I be a good Messiah with my low self esteem [03:44.79] [03:46.10]If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy [03:49.09] [03:51.40]Just sport some crummy holier than thou facade [03:54.96] [03:56.64]Yeah that's what I would do if I were God