Take The Long Way Home-Bloodhound Gang

[ti:Take The Long Way Home] [ar:Bloodhound Gang] [al:Hooray For Boobies (Explicit V] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Take The Long Way Home - Bloodhound Gang [00:24.64]Did you ever read voltaire's candide [00:26.60]He says live life at Benny Hill freak out speed [00:28.67]Not a quote of what he wrote but a paraphrase [00:30.81]Make it up as you go Keyser Soze [00:32.99]Highlights yes but don't underline 'em [00:34.86]Just live for now like Gloria Steinem [00:37.04]Life is like Marion Barry [00:38.73]It's not all that it's cracked up to be [00:40.88]Like Fred Sanford when the big one comes [00:42.80]Find the meaning of life is there is none [00:45.02]It's twenty four hours when you call it a day [00:47.14]Be Frank and say I did my way [00:49.20]Don't give a flying nun no don't give a gidget [00:51.23]Just have more fun than a well oiled midget [00:52.78]If life were picture perfect you could frame it [00:54.86]But the world is a diaper so let someone else change it [00:57.43]Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone [01:02.14] [01:05.58]Might as well enjoy the ride take the long way home [01:10.64] [01:29.83]All born equal unless you're canadian [01:31.87]Then halfway through decay like uranium [01:34.31]You define what's death defying [01:35.73]Get the most out of life or at the least die trying [01:37.92]Are you Evil Knievel jumping a train [01:39.92]Or running with scissors like Frasier Crane [01:41.98]Have really good times doing really bad things [01:44.11]'Cause the show ain't over 'til the fat lady sings [01:46.09]Like Elton John with his candle in the wind [01:48.14]It's hard to blow out a flame as big as him [01:50.16]But we've all got to Wang Chung with the Grim Reaper [01:52.29]Whether you're Einstein whether you're Beaker [01:54.22]Death is certain so it's definitely worth flirtin' [01:56.20]Don't expect a bright light no just curtains [01:58.34]Life is like a penis most people don't know it [02:00.34]But most people suck so they usually blow it [02:02.36]Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone [02:07.35] [02:10.60]Might as well enjoy the ride take the long way home [02:15.48] [02:39.08]Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone [02:43.51] [02:47.20]Might as well enjoy the ride take the long way home