Three Point One Four-Bloodhound Gang

[ti:Three Point One Four] [ar:Bloodhound Gang] [al:Hooray For Boobies(Explicit)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Three Point One Four - Bloodhound Gang [00:32.94]My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be [00:35.86]Most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me [00:38.81]Lefty yeah but that was alright [00:40.26]She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright [00:42.63]My mistake she was more flaky than a leper colony [00:45.32]I think a wooden clothespin would [00:46.70]Have been much better company [00:48.07]A** like a donkey acting funky gave her l now she's a flunky [00:50.76]So my love for her died quicker than a batch of sea monkeys [00:53.42]Early bird gets the worm spread your legs or spread the word [00:55.97]So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd [00:58.38]I'm white which goes with everything [01:00.00]But I can come in any color [01:01.67]And I'm looking for the kind of girl [01:03.14]That reminds me of my mother [01:04.37]But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy [01:06.52]And how many girls do you know [01:08.41]That can play the harmonica with their pussies [01:09.90]Like em' easy and hot and sweet like a rice krispie treat gee [01:12.30]You know what I really want in a girl me [01:15.13] [01:15.98]I need to find a new vagina [01:19.92] [01:21.65]Any kind of new vagina [01:25.38] [01:26.70]It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina [01:30.56] [01:32.00]Calvin klein kind of north carolina [01:35.99] [01:47.67]Women are like dog doo hear me through don't interrupt [01:49.54]It's just the older that they are the easier they get to pick up [01:52.47]I'd fill the generation gap clean the cobwebs from her rafters [01:54.50]Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture [01:57.76]No age just ain't a gauge I like my girls like my cheese [02:00.01]Preferably for me fat free american singles only [02:01.97] [02:03.27]I want my next chick anorexic the winner is the thinner [02:05.91]Won't have to take her skinny a** out to a fancy dinner [02:08.46]Like sizzler she got a beef we'll chew the fat [02:11.37]If I forget to put the seat up I can put up with her crap [02:13.77]Let her lash out and crack the whip [02:15.11]But not in bed I don't play rough [02:16.42]No I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up [02:18.25]Just independent like nofx smart like janeane garafolo [02:20.21]She'd use big words to make fun of me [02:22.91]So that I would never know [02:23.95]Bestow upon me all her wisdom [02:25.83]Of the dewey decimal system gee [02:27.28]You know what I really want in a girl me [02:29.91] [02:30.86]I need to find a new vagina [02:34.63] [02:35.57]Any kind of new vagina [02:40.03] [02:41.28]It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina [02:45.80] [02:46.61]Kevin klein kind of south carolina [02:51.59] [03:14.51]Vagina vagina [03:17.90] [03:18.85]Vagina vagina [03:24.16]Vagina vagina [03:29.64]Vagina vagina