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[00:00.06]The scene：
[00:00.21]An edwardian style shop which carries the signs：
[00:01.17]'Ye olde cheese emporium'
[00:01.56]'Henry wensleydale purveyor of fine cheese to the gentry and the poverty stricken too'
[00:02.85]'Licensed for public dancing'
[00:03.39]Two men dressed as city gents are greek dancing in the corner to the music of a bouzouki
[00:06.75]Mousebender enters
[00:08.10]Mousebender：
[00:08.18]Good morning
[00:08.61]Wensleydale：
[00:08.70]Good morning sir
[00:09.48]Welcome to the national cheese emporium
[00:11.73]Mousebender：
[00:11.94]Ah thank you my good man
[00:12.96]Wensleydale：
[00:13.05]What can I do for you sir
[00:13.92]Mousebender：
[00:14.01]Well I was uh sitting in the public library on thurmond street just now skimming through rogue herries by hugh walpole and I suddenly came over all peckish
[00:21.30]Wensleydale：
[00:21.39]Peckish sir
[00:22.23]Mousebender：
[00:22.32]Esurient
[00:22.41]Wensleydale：
[00:22.50]Eh
[00:22.59]Mousebender：
[00:22.68]In a broad yorkshire accent
[00:25.32]Eee I were all hungry like
[00:27.33]Wensleydale：
[00:27.45]Ah hungry
[00:28.05]Mousebender：
[00:28.17]In a nutshell
[00:28.80]And I thought to myself 'a little fermented curd will do the trick'
[00:31.89]So I curtailed my walpoling activites sallied forth and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles
[00:39.27]Wensleydale：
[00:39.45]Come again
[00:40.86]Mousebender：
[00:41.91]I want to buy some cheese
[00:42.72]Wensleydale：
[00:42.84]Oh I thought you were complaining about the bouzouki player
[00:44.79]Mousebender：
[00:45.18]Oh heaven forbid
[00:46.47]I am one who delights in all manifestations of the terpsichorean muse
[00:49.95]Wensleydale：
[00:50.04]Sorry
[00:50.64]Mousebender：
[00:50.73]In a broad yorkshire accent
[00:51.90]Ooo I like a nice tune you're forced to
[00:54.18]Wensleydale：
[00:54.27]So he can go on playing can he
[00:55.65]Mousebender：
[00:55.74]Most certainly
[00:57.09]Now then some cheese please my good man
[00:59.16]Wensleydale：
[00:59.25]Certainly sir
[00:59.82]What would you like
[01:00.72]Mousebender：
[01:00.99]Well eh how about a little red leicester
[01:03.00]Wensleydale：
[01:03.12]I'm afraid we're fresh out of red leicester sir
[01:05.16]Mousebender：
[01:05.25]Oh never mind how are you on tilsit
[01:07.26]Wensleydale：
[01:07.56]I'm afraid we never have that at the end of the week sir
[01:09.72]We get it fresh on Monday
[01:10.86]Mousebender：
[01:10.95]Tish tish
[01:11.58]No matter
[01:12.00]Well stout yeoman four ounces of caerphilly if you please
[01:15.06]Wensleydale：
[01:15.15]Ah
[01:15.48]It's been on order sir for two weeks
[01:17.52]I was expecting it this morning
[01:18.81]Mousebender：
[01:18.90]It's not my lucky day is it
[01:20.46]Er bel paese
[01:21.09]Wensleydale：
[01:21.18]Sorry sir
[01:22.17]Mousebender：
[01:22.26]Red windsor
[01:22.74]Wensleydale：
[01:22.83]Normally sir yes
[01:24.18]Today the van broke down
[01:25.35]Mousebender：
[01:25.44]Ah
[01:26.13]Stilton
[01:26.22]Wensleydale：
[01:26.49]Sorry
[01:27.42]Mousebender：
[01:27.54]Emmental
[01:28.08]Gruyre
[01:28.23]Wensleydale：
[01:28.35]No
[01:28.80]Mousebender：
[01:29.04]Any norwegian jarlsberger per chance
[01:30.48]Wensleydale：
[01:31.56]No
[01:31.92]Mousebender：
[01:32.07]Liptauer
[01:32.16]Wensleydale：
[01:32.25]No
[01:32.88]Mousebender：
[01:33.00]Lancashire
[01:33.60]Wensleydale：
[01:33.69]No
[01:34.02]Mousebender：
[01:34.11]White stilton
[01:34.32]Wensleydale：
[01:34.41]No
[01:35.52]Mousebender：
[01:35.61]Danish blue
[01:36.27]Wensleydale：
[01:36.36]No
[01:36.57]Mousebender：
[01:36.66]Double gloucester
[01:38.40]Wensleydale：
[01:38.49]No
[01:39.06]Mousebender：
[01:39.15]Cheshire
[01:39.48]Wensleydale：
[01:39.57]No
[01:39.87]Mousebender：
[01:39.96]Dorset blue vinney
[01:40.53]Wensleydale：
[01:40.62]No
[01:41.25]Mousebender：
[01:41.34]Brie roquefort pont l'vque port salut savoyard saint paulin carre de l'est bresse bleu boursin
[01:46.53]Wensleydale：
[01:46.68]No
[01:47.52]Mousebender：
[01:49.02]Camembert perhaps
[01:50.01]Wensleydale：
[01:50.13]Ah we have camembert yes sir
[01:51.66]Mousebender：
[01:51.75]You do excellent
[01:53.01]Wensleydale：
[01:53.10]Yes sir
[01:53.43]It's ah
[01:53.91]It's a bit runny
[01:55.44]Mousebender：
[01:55.53]Oh I like it runny
[01:57.09]Wensleydale：
[01:57.18]Well it's very runny actually sir
[01:58.47]Mousebender：
[01:58.56]No matter
[01:59.52]Fetch hither le fromage de la belle france m mmm
[02:02.31]Wensleydale：
[02:02.88]I think it's a bit runnier than you'll like it sir
[02:04.95]Mousebender：
[02:05.07]I don't care how f**king runny it is
[02:06.90]Hand it over with all speed
[02:08.46]Wensleydale：
[02:08.58]Oh
[02:10.71]Mousebender：
[02:10.80]What now
[02:11.22]Wensleydale：
[02:11.43]The cat's eaten it
[02:11.85]Mousebender：
[02:11.94]Has he
[02:14.04]Wensleydale：
[02:14.13]She sir
[02:14.31]Pause
[02:14.46]Mousebender：
[02:16.44]Gouda
[02:16.68]Wensleydale：
[02:16.77]No
[02:17.19]Mousebender：
[02:17.40]Edam
[02:17.49]Wensleydale：
[02:17.58]No
[02:18.09]Mousebender：
[02:18.24]Caithness
[02:18.33]Wensleydale：
[02:18.42]No
[02:18.54]Mousebender：
[02:18.90]Smoked austrian
[02:19.89]Wensleydale：
[02:19.98]No
[02:20.40]Mousebender：
[02:20.58]Japanese sage darby
[02:22.11]Wensleydale：
[02:22.20]No sir
[02:23.34]Mousebender：
[02:23.43]You do have some cheese do you
[02:25.14]Wensleydale：
[02:25.23]Of course sir
[02:25.86]It's a cheese shop sir
[02:26.61]We've got
[02:26.85]Mousebender：
[02:27.03]No no don't tell me
[02:28.02]I'm keen to guess
[02:29.70]Wensleydale：
[02:30.00]Fair enough
[02:30.57]Mousebender：
[02:30.66]Er wensleydale
[02:30.78]Wensleydale：
[02:30.87]Yes
[02:31.65]Mousebender：
[02:31.83]Ah well I'll have some of that
[02:33.72]Wensleydale：
[02:33.81]Oh I thought you were talking to me sir
[02:35.19]Mr wensleydale that's my name
[02:36.39]Pause
[02:36.81]Mousebender：
[02:38.61]Greek feta
[02:39.24]Wensleydale：
[02:39.57]Ah not as such
[02:42.18]Mousebender：
[02:42.33]Er gorgonzola
[02:42.45]Wensleydale：
[02:42.72]No
[02:43.08]Mousebender：
[02:43.20]Parmesan
[02:43.83]Wensleydale：
[02:43.92]No
[02:44.10]Mousebender：
[02:44.19]Mozzarella
[02:44.46]Wensleydale：
[02:44.61]No
[02:44.73]Mousebender：
[02:44.85]Pippo crme
[02:45.45]Wensleydale：
[02:45.54]No
[02:45.81]Mousebender：
[02:45.90]Danish fimboe
[02:46.44]Wensleydale：
[02:46.53]No
[02:46.92]Mousebender：
[02:47.01]Czech sheep's milk
[02:47.85]Wensleydale：
[02:47.94]No
[02:48.12]Mousebender：
[02:48.21]Venezuelan beaver cheese
[02:50.31]Wensleydale：
[02:50.43]Not today sir no
[02:50.88]Pause
[02:52.50]Mousebender：
[02:52.65]Ah how about cheddar
[02:53.88]Wensleydale：
[02:54.45]Well we don't get much call for it around here sir
[02:56.07]Mousebender：
[02:56.16]Not much ca it's the single most popular cheese in the world
[02:59.64]Wensleydale：
[02:59.73]Not round here sir
[03:01.08]Mousebender：
[03:01.17]And what is the most popular cheese round here
[03:04.53]Wensleydale：
[03:04.77]Ilchester sir
[03:04.92]Mousebender：
[03:05.43]Is it
[03:06.12]Wensleydale：
[03:06.24]Oh yes sir
[03:06.72]It's staggeringly popular in this manor squire
[03:08.31]Mousebender：
[03:09.18]Is it
[03:09.51]Wensleydale：
[03:09.60]It's our number one best seller sir
[03:10.89]Mousebender：
[03:11.07]I see
[03:11.91]Ah ilchester eh
[03:12.72]Wensleydale：
[03:12.81]Right sir
[03:13.20]Mousebender：
[03:13.35]All right
[03:14.31]Okay
[03:16.59]Have you got any he asked expecting the answer no
[03:19.38]Wensleydale：
[03:19.47]I'll have a look sir
[03:20.10]Nnnnnnooooooooo
[03:25.26]Mousebender：
[03:25.35]It's not much of a cheese shop is it
[03:27.18]Wensleydale：
[03:27.27]Finest in the district sir
[03:28.02]Mousebender：
[03:28.11]Explain the logic underlying that conclusion please
[03:30.93]Wensleydale：
[03:31.17]Well it's so clean sir
[03:32.58]Mousebender：
[03:32.67]It's certainly uncontaminated by cheese
[03:34.02]Wensleydale：
[03:34.11]You haven't asked me about limberger sir
[03:36.36]Mousebender：
[03:36.45]Is it worth it
[03:37.50]Wensleydale：
[03:38.01]Could be
[03:38.22]Mousebender：
[03:38.31]Have you shut that bloody bouzouki up
[03:39.96]Wensleydale：
[03:40.05]To dancers
[03:41.31]Told you so
[03:41.88]Mousebender：
[03:41.97]Have you got any limburger
[03:42.99]Wensleydale：
[03:43.08]No
[03:43.20]Mousebender：
[03:43.29]That figures
[03:45.72]Predictable really I suppose
[03:46.92]It was an act of purest optimism to have posed the question in the first place
[03:50.49]Tell me：
[03:50.67]Wensleydale：
[03:50.85]Yes sir
[03:51.66]Mousebender：
[03:51.75]Have you in fact got any cheese here at all
[03:54.42]Wensleydale：
[03:54.75]Yes sir
[03:55.59]Mousebender：
[03:55.68]Really
[03:56.61]Pause
[03:56.76]Wensleydale：
[03:56.85]No
[03:57.15]Not really sir
[03:58.02]Mousebender：
[03:58.11]You haven't
[03:58.65]Wensleydale：
[03:58.74]No sir not a scrap
[03:59.61]I was deliberately wasting your time sir
[04:01.65]Mousebender：
[04:01.74]Well I'm sorry but I'm going to have to shoot you
[04:03.63]Wensleydale：
[04:03.81]Right o sir
[04:07.89]Mousebender：
[04:07.98]Shoots him
[04:08.31]What a senseless waste of human life
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| 歌曲 | 歌手 | 专辑 | 时长 | 歌曲下载 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cheese Shop(The Final Rip Off Remix) | Monty Python | The Final Rip Off | 04:09 |
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