I Like Chinese-Monty Python

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以下歌词翻译由微信翻译提供 [00:00.49]The world today seems
今天的世界似乎 [00:02.30]Absolutely crackers
绝对是疯子 [00:03.37] [00:05.61]With nuclear bombs to
用核弹 [00:07.30]Blow us all sky high
让我们嗨翻天 [00:10.99]There are fools and idiots
世上有傻瓜也有白痴 [00:12.58]Sitting on the trigger
扣动扳机 [00:16.25]It's depressing and it's
真的好压抑 [00:18.11]Senseless and that's why
毫无意义这就是为什么 [00:19.65] [00:22.62]I like Chinese
我喜欢中国人 [00:26.60]I like Chinese
我喜欢中国人 [00:30.40]They only come up to your knees
她们只会到你的膝盖 [00:33.93]Yet they're always friendly
可他们总是那么友好 [00:35.72]And they're ready to please
他们准备好取悦你 [00:37.34] [00:38.39]I like Chinese
我喜欢中国人 [00:41.05] [00:41.70]I like Chinese
我喜欢中国人 [00:45.80]There's nine hundred million
有九亿 [00:46.81]Of them in the world today
在今天的世界里 [00:50.01]You'd better learn to like them
你最好学会喜欢他们 [00:51.66]That's what I say
这就是我说的话 [00:54.21]I like Chinese
我喜欢中国人 [00:57.21]I like Chinese
我喜欢中国人 [01:01.87]They come from a long way overseas
他们来自遥远的海外 [01:03.81] [01:05.62]But they're cute and they're cuddly
但他们很可爱很讨人喜欢 [01:07.51]And they're ready to please
他们准备好取悦你 [01:08.75] [01:10.11]I like Chinese food
我喜欢中国菜 [01:13.75]The waiters never are rude
服务员从不粗鲁无礼 [01:17.83]Think of the many things
想起许多事情 [01:19.56]They've done to impress
都是为了给人留下深刻的印象 [01:21.62]There's Maoism Taoism
有毛泽东思想道教 [01:23.60]I Ching and Chess
易经和象棋 [01:25.55]So I like Chinese
所以我喜欢中文 [01:29.88]I like Chinese
我喜欢中国人 [01:33.49]I like their tiny little trees
我喜欢它们娇小的树木 [01:36.45] [01:37.56]Their Zen their ping-pong
他们的禅意他们的乒乓球 [01:39.30]Their yin and yang-ese
他们的阴阳怪气 [01:40.16] [01:41.73]I like Chinese thought
我喜欢中国思想 [01:45.35]The wisdom that Confucious taught
孔子传授的智慧 [01:49.29]If Darwin is anything to shout about
如果说达尔文值得欢呼的话 [01:53.43]The Chinese will survive us all
中国人会幸免于难 [01:55.97]Without any doubt
毫无疑问 [01:56.88]So I like Chinese
所以我喜欢中文 [02:01.26]I like Chinese
我喜欢中国人 [02:05.10]The only come up to your knees
唯一能让你屈膝跪地的人 [02:08.72]Yet they're wise and they're witty
但他们聪明睿智 [02:10.32]And they're ready to please
他们准备好取悦你 [02:12.22] [02:29.45]I like Chinese
我喜欢中国人 [02:32.87]I like Chinese
我喜欢中国人 [02:36.48]Their food is guaranteed to please
他们的食物保证让人满意 [02:40.39]A fourteen a seven a nine and lychees
十四岁七岁九岁还有荔枝 [02:44.67]I like Chinese
我喜欢中国人 [02:48.34]I like Chinese
我喜欢中国人 [02:52.19]I like their tiny little trees
我喜欢它们娇小的树木 [02:55.89]Their Zen their ping-pong
他们的禅意他们的乒乓球 [02:57.98]Their yin and yang-ese
他们的阴阳怪气 [03:00.39]I like Chinese
我喜欢中国人 [03:03.77]I like Chinese
我喜欢中国人