Someone's Pinched My Winkles-Rolf Harris

[ti:Someones Pinched My Winkles] [ar:Rolf Harris] [al:The Collection 1960-1962] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Someone's Pinched My Winkles - Rolf Harris [00:14.36]The cockney tribes in britain were meeting for the games [00:18.63]Held annually once a year along the river thames [00:22.75]The scene was quiet and peaceful the snow lay on [00:25.81]The ground [00:26.72]The cockneys by their cooking pots were huddled all around [00:30.72]The chief was in his tepee his face all lined [00:33.95]With wrinkles [00:34.99]When up the river came the cry [00:37.13]Someone's pinched me winkles [00:39.10]Me winkles have been pinched oobie dooby me winkles have [00:42.25]Been pinched [00:43.29]Now some people say it's a load of old nonsense [00:45.67]But a winkle's got a lot of vitamin contents [00:47.77]Never win that race tomorrow I'll be a big disgrace tomorrow [00:51.60]I'll search the blinking place tomorrow [00:53.60]But tomorrow is too late [00:55.73]Some rotter's pinched me winkles off me plate [00:58.66]I turned round and wheeeet they were gone [01:00.90] [01:04.05]The tears of sheer frustration started trickling down his face well [01:08.35]He'd set his heart on winning in the gruelling barrow race [01:12.32]Without his final winkle feed his training scheme was shot [01:16.34]He staggered round the camp ground shouting [01:18.83]Someone's pinched the lot [01:20.71]Me winkles have been pinched oobie dooby me winkles have [01:23.77]Been pinched [01:24.78]Beef or carrots or a dash of cucumber [01:27.01]As far as I'm concerned that's a load of old lumber [01:28.94]I'll never win the race tomorrow he's got me in [01:32.11]Disgrace tomorrow [01:33.11]He'd better not show his face tomorrow he'll end up [01:36.01]In a fight [01:37.25]But me I need them winkles here tonight [01:39.94]Now I want 'em now not tomorrow or the next day [01:42.79] [01:45.49]They called the wise old medicine man who shuffled up [01:48.68]And said [01:49.53]I'm levying a winkle tax one winkle each per head [01:53.84]They made a grand collection from every tucker pot [01:57.52] [01:58.04]Then stood around the shells and all they made me [02:01.04]Eat the lot [02:02.09]I've got me winkles back oobie dooby I've got me [02:05.12]Winkles back [02:06.33]Now I know I've been grumping and grousing [02:08.78]But I never thought I'd get two or three thousand [02:10.56]I'll never win that race tomorrow I can't go in [02:13.56]That race tomorrow [02:14.71]I couldn't stand the pace tomorrow [02:16.63]I'm much to blinking fat [02:18.17] [02:18.80]I'll never face a winkle after that [02:21.91]Phew I think I'll go and try out something new [02:25.58]You know just to see how it feels [02:27.10]I think I'll have a dash at some jellied eels [02:30.13]Excuse me a minute while I just get this newspaper [02:32.33]Off this bit of jellied eel here [02:33.66] [02:37.86]That's lovely [02:38.71] [02:39.30]Here you with the winkle barrow hello [02:42.93]As far as I'm concerned you can stick your perishing [02:46.42]Winkles right back in the sea [02:49.20]It's jellied eels for me