My Word You Do Look Queer-Rolf Harris

[00:00.45]I've been very poorly but now I feel fine [00:03.41]I've been out today for the very first time [00:05.67]I felt like a lad as I walked down the road [00:07.98]Then I met old jones and he said well I'm blowed [00:11.56]My word you do look queer my word you do look queer [00:16.63]Oh dear you look dreadful you've had a near shave [00:19.99]You look like a man with one foot in the grave' [00:22.09]I said bosh l'm better it's true I've been ill' [00:26.26]He said 'I'm delighted you're better but still [00:28.86]I wish you'd a thousand for me in your will [00:30.73]My word you do look queer' [00:33.93]That didn't improve me it quite put me back [00:35.95]Still I walked farther on and I met cousin jack [00:38.53]He looked at me hard and he murmured'gee whiz [00:41.04]It's like him it can't be it isn't it is [00:45.54]By gosh who'd have thought it well well I declare [00:48.85]I'd never have known you except for your hair [00:50.46]My word you do look queer my word you do look queer [00:55.00]Your faces are all sunk and your colour's all gone [00:57.36]Your neck's very scraggy still you're getting on [01:00.32]How old are you now thriy five emm that's true [01:03.76]Your father died that age your mother did too [01:07.08]Well the black clothes I wore then'll come in for you [01:09.78]My word you do look queer' [01:12.67]That really upset me I felt quite cast down [01:15.34]But I tried to buck up and then up came old brown [01:18.11]He stared at me hard then he solemnly said [01:21.24]'You shouldn't be out you should be home in bed [01:24.43]I heard you were bad well I heard you were gone [01:27.35]You look like a corpse with an overcoat on [01:30.53]My word you do look queer my word you do look queer [01:35.25]You'd best have a brandy before you drop dead' [01:38.42]So pale as a sheet I crawled in the king's head' [01:41.04]The barmaid sobbed 'oh you poor fellow' and then [01:44.21]She said 'on the slate you owe just one pound ten [01:47.37]You'd better pay up we shan't see you again [01:50.00]My word you do look queer' [01:53.87]My knees started knocking I did feel so sad [01:56.98]Then brown said don't die in a pub it looks bad [02:01.74]He said 'come with me I'll show you what to do [02:03.99]Now I've got a friend who'll be useful to you [02:07.00]He led me to black's undertaking depot [02:09.14]And black with some crepe round his hat said hello [02:13.67]'My word you do look queer my word you do look queer [02:18.45]Now we'll fix you up for a trifling amount [02:20.90]Now what do you say to a bit on account' [02:24.00]I said'I'm not dying he said don't say that [02:27.65]My business of late has been terribly flat [02:29.99]But I'm telling my wife she can have that new hat [02:31.97]My word you do look queer' [02:34.98]Well I crawled in the street and I murmured' I'm done' [02:39.56]Then up came old jenkins and shouted oh son [02:43.64]'My word you do look well my word you do look well [02:48.04]You're looking fine and in the pink' [02:50.36]I shouted am I come and have a drink [02:52.36]You've put new life in me I'm sounder than a bell [02:56.98]By gad there's life in the old dog yet [03:00.00]My word I do feel well' [03:05.00]