Maximillian Mouse-Rolf Harris

[00:16.20]I am a mouse called maximillian mouse [00:19.90]And I live in my maximillian mouse house [00:25.63]I'm very well bred I'm pure castillian mouse [00:29.21]And I come from a long long long long long long line of [00:33.22]Castillian mouses ole [00:36.00] [00:45.36]But it always has been perilous [00:48.84]Crossing the arena to the supermarkets where I buy my cheese [00:56.53]It's regularly perilous [00:59.12]When I think of bull fights there's a quaking in my knees [01:05.99]I've always had a taste for colourful things and this day [01:10.90]I was wearing my red cortocaportocontrezbutonizonalado [01:14.00]E sulapa ancocobosiasacadelamanorajo et plato del toros [01:17.98]Dressing gown I must confess I've been in gullible rings [01:24.33]For the bull when he saw what I wore came rushing at me [01:34.63]Ole [01:37.07]But if you think that because I am small I am puny you are wrong [01:40.13]I stood my ground I did not move I could not move [01:48.00]The picador's horse was standing on my tail [01:51.27]So swiftly I turned and I nipped him in the fetlocks [01:58.21]He was most embarrassed but for the moment I was free [02:02.05]I pirouette to safety and the bull thunders past me brrrah [02:10.96]Then I hear the trumpet call for the death [02:15.00] [02:21.00]I have resolved to dispatch senor toros [02:23.29]With the classic pass of the dead one [02:26.23]The crowd screamed no no but [02:28.73]I plant my feet firmly one and two three four [02:41.12]Then from ten yards away I called the bull to me ha toros [02:47.84]He comes rushing towards me [02:49.00] [03:00.00]I tripped him [03:01.56] [03:10.09]I am a mouse called maximillian mouse [03:13.84]And I live in my maximillianmouse house [03:19.00]I'm very well bred I'm pure castillian mouse [03:22.76]And I come from a long long long long long long line of [03:26.27]Bull fighting mouses ole [03:29.00]