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[ti:News with Mark Alford 3 (Skit)] [ar:Tech N9ne] [al:Something Else (All Access Edition)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:01.16]Ever since the meteor strikAnnotatee earlier this week
这周开头 自从流星落在Annotatee [00:03.44]The burgundy mist or fog
紫红色的薄雾 [00:04.63]Has been spreading throughout the metro
在都市蔓延 [00:06.97]Since then there had been numerous reports of strange
从那以后 有很多奇奇怪怪的报告 [00:09.63]But positive side effects
但大多是积极向上的 只有少数是消极的 [00:11.91]Including a dramatic decrease in crime
包括犯罪率的减少 [00:14.71] [00:15.61]Kansas City Police are stunned
堪萨斯城的警察不知所措 [00:17.66]This week they have responded to ZERO emergency calls
这周 他们没有接到一通紧急电话 [00:21.12] [00:21.96]Kansas City School Officials are also reporting some dramatic changes
堪萨斯城学校官员也对外声称发生巨变 [00:25.55]Since the burgundy skies overtook the city
好像紫红色的天空已经影响了整座城市 [00:27.42] [00:27.97]Student attendance and test scores are BOTH up significantly
学生的出勤率和考试成绩都有显著提升 [00:31.32] [00:31.87]School administrators as well as the police chiefs say
学校管理人员和警察局长说 [00:34.52]If this dramatic change is a result of our new burgundy skies
如果这种显著的变化皆因全新的紫红色天空而起 [00:37.78] [00:38.30]Then they certainly hope the burgundy
他们当然希望该紫红色继续存在 [00:40.16]Mist will keep spreading for the good of mankind
烟雾会继续将美好传播给人类 [00:42.44] [00:43.08]They say their hope is that this
他们说他们希望 [00:44.82]Cold harsh earth
冷酷无情的地球 [00:46.27] [00:47.00]Will eventually become a better place for us all to live
最终会变成一个更适宜我们居住的环境 [00:50.27] [00:50.95]I'm Mark Alford Goodnight
我是Mark Alford 晚安