The Most Offensive Song Ever-Kenny McCormick/Mr. Hankey

[ti:The Most Offensive Song Ever] [ar:Various Artists] [al:Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Most Offensive Song Ever - Kenny McCormick/Mr. Hankey [00:04.49]Howdy Ho [00:05.58] [00:06.38]The Virgin Mary was sleeping [00:08.83]When Angel Gabriel appeared [00:11.63]He said you are to be the virgin mother [00:14.39]And Mary thought that was weird [00:17.26]Mary said "I'm not a virgin [00:20.07]I blew a guy last year" [00:22.84]But then Gabriel said to Mary [00:24.71] [00:25.67]"My child have no fear [00:27.84]"'Cause you can suck [00:29.19]All the dick you want [00:30.57]And still be a Virgin Mary [00:34.33][You can suck all the dick you want] [00:36.47]And still not be considered flawed [00:39.61]Though Mary you went to town [00:42.31]And sucked some semen down [00:44.94]You're still a virgin [00:46.73]In the eyes of god [00:49.25] [00:50.47]There was no room at the Inn [00:52.94]When Mary and Joseph did arrive [00:56.06]They were so very tired you see [00:58.58][and Mary had to offer him a bribe] [01:01.44]Said she had no money [01:04.20][and they had no place to sleep] [01:06.37] [01:07.15]Gabriel appeared to Mary [01:09.72]And told her not to weep [01:12.00]'Cause you can [01:13.04]Suck all the dick you want [01:14.42]And still be a Virgin Mary [01:18.08][you can suck all the dick you want] [01:19.73]And still be the mother of Christ [01:23.27]If there's no room at the Inn [01:26.04]Then it's not considered a sin [01:28.70][to suck a dick to get a room for free] [01:32.14]That's right [01:33.65]And three wisemen did appear [01:37.21]Bearing gifts of myrrh and such [01:40.18]They said that they had followed a star [01:43.07]And missed a woman's touch [01:45.99]Mary thought that she might pleasure them [01:48.93]But could not take them to bed [01:51.98]But again Gabriel appeared to her [01:55.38]And this is what he said [01:57.74]["You can suck all the dick you want] [02:00.11]And still be a Virgin Mary [02:03.67][You can suck all the dick you want] [02:05.85]Everyone in the nation [02:08.92]Fellatio ain't no sin [02:11.34]So go and blow those three wise men [02:13.86]And you'll still be a virgin [02:15.43]['Cause there ain't no penetration] [02:18.83][You can suck all the dick you want] [02:21.33]And still be a Virgin Mary [02:24.77][The donkey or the ox and the lamb] [02:26.48]And even the little drummer boy [02:29.49]Folks will remember your name quick [02:32.37]They'll say "Damn [02:33.55]That b**ch can suck a dick [02:35.30]['Cause sucking dick] [02:36.36]Brings peace on earth and joy [02:39.71] [02:40.86]['Cause sucking dick] [02:43.01]Brings peace on earth and joy [02:49.66][Mary you can suck my dick ] [02:51.67][laughter]