The Lonely Jew On Christmas-Kyle Broflofski/Special Celebrity Guest

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[00:04.67]It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas
犹太人的圣诞是很难的 [00:09.97]My Friends won't
我的朋友不会 [00:11.10]Let me join in any games
让我参加他们的游戏 [00:12.72]
[00:14.55]And I can't sing Christmas songs
我也不能唱圣诞歌 [00:16.82]Or decorate a Christmas tree
或装饰圣诞树 [00:19.59]Or leave water out for Rudolph
或离开水鲁道夫 [00:22.18]'Cos there's something wrong with me
因为我做错了什么 [00:24.97]My people don't believe
人们不相信 [00:26.84]In Jesus Christ's divinity
耶稣基督的神性 [00:30.30]
[00:31.01]I'm a Jew a lonely Jew on Christmas
我是在圣诞夜里的孤独的犹太人 [00:39.50]
[00:41.41]Hanukkah is nice but why is it
光明节是很好 可是为什么 [00:46.20]That Santa passes
圣诞老人每年都经过 [00:47.29]Over my house every year
我的房子 [00:50.79]And instead of eating ham
却不吃火腿 [00:53.39]I have to eat kosher latkes
我要吃犹太教饼 [00:56.43]Instead of 'Silent Night'
而不是平安夜 [00:58.18]I'm singing 'Hu Hagtol Gavish'
我唱着Hu Hagtol Gavish [01:01.33]And what the f**k is up
到底怎么了 [01:02.96]With lighting all these f**king candles
所有这些该死的蜡烛照明 [01:04.08]
[01:04.62]Tell me please
请告诉我 [01:06.24]
[01:06.98]I'm a Jew a lonely Jew
我是一个孤独的犹太人 [01:11.30]
[01:11.93]I can't be merry
我一点也不开心 [01:13.03]
[01:14.47]'Cos I'm Hebrew on Christmas
因为我是希伯来人的圣诞节 [01:22.67]
[01:27.66]Hey little boy
小男孩 [01:28.78]I can't help but hear
我不能帮忙 [01:30.31]You're feeling left
但我害怕你觉得自己被遗弃 [01:31.22]Out of Christmas cheer
在圣诞节的欢呼里 [01:32.74]But I've come to see
但是我看到 [01:34.14]That you shouldn't be sad
你不应该忧伤 [01:35.88]'Cos this is the one month
因为这是一个 [01:37.17]That you shoud be glad
你应该开心的月份 [01:39.89]
[01:40.98]Because it's nice
因为在圣诞节里的犹太人 [01:42.25]To be a Jew on Christmas
很好 [01:45.79]
[01:46.79]You don't have to deal
你不必处理 [01:48.35]With the season at all
所有的季节 [01:50.57]
[01:52.37]You don't have to be
你不必 [01:53.44]On your best behaviour
保持良好的习惯 [01:55.46]Or give to charity
或是做慈善 [01:58.11]You don't have to go to
你不用 [01:59.67]Grandma's house with your
和你的家人 [02:01.32]Alcoholic family
去祖母家 [02:03.19]And I don't have to sit
我不必坐在 [02:04.66]On some fake Santa's lap
假圣诞老人的腿上 [02:06.61]And have him breathe
让他说话 [02:07.41]His stinky breath on me
他有口臭 [02:09.36]That's right you're a Jew
你是个犹太人 [02:12.21]
[02:13.43]A stylin' Jew
一个有自己风格的犹太人 [02:14.87]
[02:16.30]It's a good time to be Hebrew
这是希伯来语的好时机 [02:22.20]On Christmas
在圣诞节