Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo-Early '50s recording by Cowboy Timmy

[ti:Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo] [ar:Various Artists] [al:Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.25]We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose [00:04.50]And we all know frosty who's made out of snow [00:08.50]But all of those stories seem kind of Gay [00:12.17]Cos we all know who brightens up our holiday [00:18.03] [00:22.47]Mr Hankey The Christmas Poo [00:25.34]Small and Brown he comes from you [00:27.70]Sit on the toilet here he comes [00:29.47] [00:29.97]Squeeze him tween your festive buns [00:31.84] [00:32.46]A present from down below [00:34.69]Speading joy with a 'howdy ho [00:37.08]He's seen the love inside of you [00:39.32]Cos he's a piece of poo [00:41.69]Sometimes he's nutty sometimes he's corny [00:43.55]He can be brown or greenish-brown [00:46.45]But if you eat fibre on Christmas Eve [00:48.80]He might come to your town [00:50.65]Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo [00:53.42]He loves me I love you [00:55.77]Therefore vicariously he loves you [00:57.93]'I can make a Mr Hankey too [01:00.54] [01:02.97]Well Kyle where is he [01:05.14]Uh he's coming [01:06.47] [01:07.42]Come on dude Push [01:08.45] [01:09.25]I'm trying' [01:10.75]Wait Wait I can see his head [01:12.87]Here he comes [01:14.61] [01:16.12]HOWDY HO [01:17.81] [01:18.43]I'm Mr Hankey the Christmas poo [01:21.49]Seasons greetings to all of you [01:23.74]Lets sing songs and dance and play [01:26.05]Now before I melt away [01:27.36] [01:28.35]Here's a game I like to play [01:30.70]Stick me in your mouth and try to say [01:32.92]'Howdy ho ho yum yum yum [01:35.45]Christmas time has come [01:37.18]Sometimes he's runny sometimes he's firm [01:39.75]Sometimes he practically water [01:42.17]Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass [01:44.60]And wont fall in the toilet [01:45.91]Cos he's just clinging to your sphincter [01:47.33] [01:47.93]And he wont drop off [01:49.04]And so you shake yourass around [01:50.11]And try to get it to drop in the toilet [01:51.78]And finally it does [01:53.36] [01:54.18]Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo [01:57.43]Christmas leaves he must leave too [01:59.67]Flush him down but he's never gone [02:04.08]His smell and his spirit lingers on [02:11.48]Howdy ho