Dumb All Over-Frank Zappa

[ti:Dumb All Over] [ar:Frank Zappa] [al:You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. 1] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Dumb All Over - Frank Zappa [00:05.65]Whoever we are [00:10.66]Wherever we're from [00:11.76]We shoulda noticed by now [00:13.06]Our behavior is dumb [00:14.41]And if our chances [00:15.42]Expect to improve [00:16.12]It's gonna take a lot more [00:17.82]Than tryin' to remove [00:19.17]The other race [00:20.32]Or the other whatever [00:21.13]From the face [00:22.33]Of the planet altogether [00:23.73] [00:29.04]They call it THE EARTH [00:30.39]Which is a dumb kinda name [00:31.89]But they named it right [00:32.99]'Cause we behave the same [00:34.05]We are dumb all over [00:35.65] [00:36.35]Dumb all over [00:37.60]Yes we are [00:38.65]Dumb all over [00:39.75]Near 'n far [00:40.96]Dumb all over [00:41.97]Black 'n white [00:43.22]People we is not wrapped tight [00:45.57] [00:50.73]Nurds on the left [00:51.68]Nurds on the right [00:52.64]Religous fanatics [00:53.04]On the air every night [00:54.80]Sayin' the Bible [00:55.50]Tells the story [00:56.75]Makes the details [00:57.91]Sound real gory [00:59.21]'Bout what to do [01:00.32]If the geeks over there [01:01.57]Don't believe in the book [01:02.77]We got over here [01:03.92]You can't run a race [01:05.07]Without no feet [01:06.18]'N pretty soon [01:07.18]There won't be no street [01:08.63]For dummies to jog on [01:09.98]Or doggies to dog on [01:11.13]Religous fanatics [01:11.58]Can make it be all gone [01:13.39]I mean it won't blow up [01:14.94]'N disappear [01:15.39]It'll just look ugly [01:16.59]For a thousand years [01:17.36] [01:23.01]You can't run a country [01:24.06]By a book of religion [01:25.26]Not by a heap [01:26.16]Or a lump or a smidgeon [01:27.62]Of foolish rules [01:28.22]Of ancient date [01:29.18]Designed to make [01:30.73]You all feel great [01:32.08]While you fold spindle [01:33.33]And mutilate [01:33.99]Those unbelievers [01:35.50]From a neighboring state [01:37.35] [01:41.86]TO ARMS TO ARMS [01:43.16]Hooray That's great [01:44.06]Two legs ain't bad [01:45.16]Unless there's a crate [01:46.37]They ship the parts [01:47.47]To mama in [01:48.62]For souvenirs: two ears (Get Down ) [01:51.08] [01:52.49]Not his not hers (but what the hey ) [01:54.84]The Good Book says: [01:55.74]("It gotta be that way ") [01:57.16]But their book says: [01:58.66]"REVENGE THE CRUSADES [02:00.67] [02:05.62]With whips 'n chains [02:06.68]'N hand grenades " [02:08.03]TWO ARMS TWO ARMS [02:11.23]Have another and another [02:12.64]Our God says: [02:13.64]"There ain't no other " [02:14.99]Our God says [02:15.99]"It's all okay " [02:16.69]Our God says [02:18.40]"This is the way " [02:19.86]It says in the book: [02:21.11]"Burn 'n destroy [02:23.87] [02:29.30]'N repent 'n redeem [02:30.14]'N revenge 'n deploy [02:33.30]'N rumble thee forth [02:34.20]To the land of the unbelieving scum on the other side [02:37.00]'Cause they don't go for what's in the book [02:39.06]'N that makes 'em BAD [02:40.71] [02:41.26]So verily we must choppeth them up [02:43.96] [02:45.47]And stompeth them down [02:47.52] [02:48.57]Or rent a nice French bomb [02:50.67] [02:51.63]To poof them out of existance [02:53.99] [02:55.09]While leaving their real estate just where we need it [02:59.40]To use again [03:00.75]For temples in which to praise OUR GOD [03:04.12] [03:06.38]("Cause he can really take care of business ") [03:08.63] [03:10.73]And when his humble TV servant [03:13.19]With humble white hair [03:16.35]And humble glasses [03:17.86]And a nice brown suit [03:20.06]And maybe a blond wife who takes phone calls [03:23.06]Tells us our God says [03:24.63]It's okay to do this stuff [03:25.98]Then we gotta do it [03:26.83]'Cause if we don't do it [03:28.42]We ain't gwine up to hebbin [03:30.73] [03:32.24]Ain't that right [03:34.24] [03:35.09]That's what they say [03:36.49]Every night [03:37.04]Every day [03:37.70]Hey we can't really be dumb [03:41.01] [03:45.86]If we're just following God's Orders [03:48.02]Hey let's get serious [03:49.94]God knows what he's doin' [03:54.00]He wrote this book here [03:55.05]An' the book says: [03:55.85]He made us all to be just like Him " [03:58.20]So [03:58.40]If we're dumb [03:59.87]Then God is dumb [04:01.53](An' maybe even a little ugly on the side)