The Dangerous Kitchen-Frank Zappa

[ti:The Dangerous Kitchen] [ar:Frank Zappa] [al:You Can't Do That On Stage Any] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.27]The dangerous kitchen [00:01.70]If it aint't one thing it's another [00:03.28]In the middle of the night when you come home [00:04.97]The bread things are all dry 'n' scratchy [00:06.91]The meat thing [00:07.53]Where the cats ate trough the paper [00:09.07]The soft little things on the floor that you step on [00:10.47]They can all be DANGEROUS [00:12.28] [00:14.34]Sometimes [00:15.46]The milk can hurt you [00:17.14](If you put it on your cereal [00:18.52]Before you smell the plastic container) [00:21.26]And the stuff in the strainer [00:23.26]Has a mind of its own [00:25.82]So be very careful [00:27.06] [00:27.63]In the dangerous kitchen [00:28.25] [00:29.51]When the night time has fallen [00:31.88]And the roaches are crawlin' [00:34.90] [00:36.27]In the kitchen of danger [00:38.40]You can feel like a stranger [00:40.77]The bananaes are black [00:41.77]The got flies in the back [00:42.95]And also the chicken [00:43.50] [00:44.53]In the dish with the foil [00:45.39] [00:46.05]Where the cream is all clabbered [00:47.18] [00:47.85]And the salad is frightful [00:49.53]Your return in the evening [00:51.59]Can be less than delightful [00:52.96] [00:54.21]You must walk very careful [00:54.96] [00:56.13]You must not lean against it [00:58.25]It can get on you clothing [00:59.06] [00:59.83]It can follow you in [01:01.14]As you walk to the bedroom [01:03.07]And you take all your clothes off [01:04.38]While you're sleeping [01:05.13]It crawls off [01:05.94]It gets in your bed [01:07.64]It could get on your face then [01:09.39]It could eat your complexion [01:12.05]You could die from the danger [01:14.55]Of the dangerous kitchen [01:16.65] [01:18.33]Who the f**k wants to clean it [01:22.45] [01:23.88]It's disgusting and dirty [01:25.81] [01:26.88]The sponge on the drainer [01:28.25]Is stinky and squirty [01:29.49] [01:30.24]If you squeeze it when you wipe up [01:32.43]What you get on your hands then [01:34.36]Could un-balance your glands and [01:36.66]Make you blind or whatever [01:38.48] [01:39.03]In the dangerous kitchen [01:41.16] [01:42.72]At my house tonight