The Groupie Routine-Frank Zappa

[ti:The Groupie Routine] [ar:Frank Zappa] [al:You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. 1] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Groupie Routine - Frank Zappa [00:05.30]I mean really really I mean you guys [00:09.84] [00:10.85]What can I say you guys are my favorite band [00:13.85]You gotta tell me somethin' [00:15.45]Are you here in hollywood long [00:17.30]I mean I just [00:18.48]No I'm ah we're recording here in town [00:20.53]You're recording here [00:21.53]Yeah at the record plant [00:22.69]The record plant [00:23.29]Yeah [00:23.49]Oh bobby sherman records here [00:25.65]I just love bobby sherman and david cassidy [00:28.06] [00:28.67]Do you know david cassidy [00:29.62]No i [00:30.07]Have you ever run into any members of the tree dog night [00:32.77]Joe shermy once i [00:34.05]Oh they are my favorite band [00:36.41]They're so professional I mean [00:38.71]So creative [00:39.26]How 'bout david crosby I mean [00:42.72]He's so in you know i [00:44.84]No I never [00:45.54]He's he just knows [00:46.39]I mean he almost cut his hair but he didn't [00:48.50]No listen ah do you know how [00:50.76]Do you know how to get to the chateau mormon from here [00:54.07]Not exactly is it by the by the airport [00:56.74]No no we don't we have a bus on this particular thing [01:00.30]Oh [01:01.82]Yeah [01:02.67] [01:03.57]Tell me one thing: do you like my new car [01:07.58]Oh yeah it's a pavilion isn't it [01:09.79]Oh not just a pavilion it's a pauley pavilion [01:12.65]Oh [01:13.45]Yeah it's real futuristic [01:16.81]I like the little naked man turn signals [01:18.65]So ah we gotta get up you know [01:22.76] [01:24.07]And ah go to the studio in the morning [01:26.09]And then we groove court for about two weeks [01:28.04]And then we ah we leave again [01:29.70]Oh really [01:30.61]Where do you play when you go from here [01:33.36]Ah let me see needles [01:35.21] [01:36.21]Oh oh you guys are so professional [01:39.17]No it's nothing [01:40.08]I mean the way you get to travel to all those exotic towns [01:42.93]You get to playin' and playin' in all these great sounding [01:46.64]Halls [01:46.89]Tell me somethin': do you really have a hitsingle in the [01:51.00]Charts now [01:52.31]Right now I mean with a bullet [01:55.31] [01:55.98]That's really important [01:57.24]Listen baby would I lie to you [02:00.50]Just to run my fingers through your pukes [02:02.80] [02:03.91]Don't talk to me that way [02:06.01]I am not a groupie [02:07.78]I never said that [02:08.68]I'm not a groupie [02:09.53]Neither are my friends here [02:10.64]Jim and ian and aynsley and don and frank [02:13.52]None of us are groupies [02:14.87]Pleased to meet all you girls [02:16.17]Hiya howie [02:16.62]Tell 'em tell 'em we don't we aren't groupies [02:19.50]Howard [02:20.15]Yeah [02:20.75]We only like musicians for friends [02:22.96] [02:24.17]That's right [02:25.17]You you know you understand [02:27.12] [02:27.72]We still wanna hear your record [02:29.03]You know we still like to come in your bus [02:31.96]Listen now on the other side of the record [02:35.73]Didn't you say that you got off bein' juked [02:37.79]With a baby octopus and spewed upon with cream corn [02:41.06] [02:41.81]And that your hair-lipped queen-o-bassplayin' girlfriend [02:46.99] [02:47.79]With the cross ties and the tits on her shirt [02:50.15]Had to have it with a hot seven-up bottle or you went up the [02:53.07]Wall [02:53.33]Oh howie [02:54.28]What's the deal mama [02:55.63]Howie all that's true howie [02:57.50]And sometimes I even dig it with a jack-in-the-box ring job [03:01.06] [03:01.91]But howie we are not we are not groupies howie [03:07.04]I told robert plant that [03:08.34]I told elton john [03:10.06]I told steve stills [03:11.96] [03:12.51]Yeah [03:13.12]And he didn't even wanna ball me [03:15.02]I can see that [03:16.78]Listen the thing is baby I want some action you know [03:20.03]I'm only here for a couple of weeks [03:21.89]Recording at the record plant [03:22.89]With that naked statue in the bathroom and stuff [03:25.15]I'm horny as f**k [03:26.15]Listen to me [03:27.10]I want a steaming succulent juicy drippy ever-widening [03:31.56] [03:32.26]Kind of a smelly slimy many folded [03:35.63]Sort of in-and-out contracting sphincter [03:38.18]Kind of a hole with a with a with a [03:41.23]Let's see there's gotta be a way I can put this discreetly [03:44.29]Let's say we hop in the isle over those guys [03:47.87]And the blewin' f**k baby [03:49.57]Hey hey hey [03:51.67] [03:52.37]I'm in this band man [03:53.88] [03:54.43]I told you that many times [03:56.08] [03:56.63]No matter what goes on [03:57.80]Listen it just so happens tonight [03:59.95]I mean this is unbelievable [04:03.20]Are you a virgo [04:04.37]No [04:05.58]I mean it just so happens tonight [04:07.98]Me and my girlfriends well [04:09.85]We came here lookin' for a guy from a group [04:12.21]Ah [04:13.21]But just not any guy from any group [04:15.78]Yeah [04:17.03]We're lookin' for a guy from a group with a dik [04:19.99]Well I can show you [04:22.55]But he's gotta have a dik which is a monster [04:25.66](wow ) [04:26.76] [04:30.47]That's me [04:31.38] [04:32.39]You peeked [04:33.34] [04:34.94]That's me you little westward wench nipple-queen [04:38.21]Take me I'm yours you hole [04:45.13] [04:46.93]Fulfil my wildest dreams [04:49.30]Oh anything for you my most seductive pop star of a man [04:52.72]Yeah [04:52.97]Picture this if you can [04:54.68]Okay I'll try [04:56.89]Bead jobs [04:57.54]Knotted nylons [04:58.39]Bamboo canes [05:00.76]Three unreleased recordings of crosby stills nash & young [05:05.69]Fighting at the fillmore east [05:06.96]Oh [05:07.71]Two unreleased recordings of of the grateful dead [05:11.91] [05:12.56]Sitting in with mel torme [05:14.56]Yeah [05:15.47]No i [05:16.37]Oh man oh i I just [05:20.43]I can't stand it [05:22.45] [05:23.65]Do you understand me baby [05:25.86]I mean I can't stand it [05:27.60]I can't stand it [05:28.56]I can't stand it [05:29.56] [05:30.16]I gotta see my baby [05:33.02]I gotta [05:33.67]I can't stand it