The Illinois Enema Bandit-Frank Zappa

[ti:The Illinois Enema Bandit] [ar:Frank Zappa] [al:Zappa In New York] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Illinois Enema Bandit - Frank Zappa [00:11.76]And now folks it's time for Don Pardo To deliver our special [00:15.07] [00:16.01]Illinois Enema Bandit-type announcement Take it away Don [00:20.12] [00:22.87]"This is a true story [00:25.12] [00:26.11]About a famous criminal [00:28.05]From right around Chicago [00:29.67] [00:30.80]This is the story of Michael Kenyon [00:33.60] [00:34.35]A man who's serving time at this very moment [00:39.34]For the crime of armed robbery [00:41.46] [00:42.58]It so happened that at the time of the robbery [00:46.84]Michael decided to give his female victims [00:50.38]A little enema [00:51.01] [00:52.52]Apparently there was no law against that [00:56.74] [00:57.37]But his name lives on [00:59.24] [01:00.61]Michael Kenyon [01:01.86] [01:02.79]THE ILLINOIS ENEMA BANDIT " [01:05.36] [01:06.23]The Illinois Enema Bandit [01:09.87] [01:10.93]I heard he's on the loose [01:14.04] [01:15.61]I heard he's on the loose [01:18.54] [01:23.16]Lord the pitiful screams [01:25.67] [01:26.78]Of all them college-educated women [01:29.06] [01:29.95]Boy he'd just be tyin' 'em up [01:32.13] [01:32.75](They'd be all bound down ) [01:35.31] [01:36.12]Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla [01:39.62]The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice [01:41.93] [01:42.44]He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag [01:45.67]Fulla The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice [01:48.12] [01:48.68]He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag [01:52.22]Fulla The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice [01:55.16]He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag [01:58.53]Fulla The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice [02:01.22] [02:02.03]The Illinois Enema Bandit [02:05.38] [02:06.43]I heard it on the news [02:10.18] [02:11.48]I heard it on the news [02:14.23] [02:19.79]Bloomington Illinois he has caused some alarm [02:23.85] [02:26.16]Just sneakin' around there [02:29.02]From farm to farm [02:32.08]Got a rubberized bag [02:34.08] [02:34.77]And a hose on his arm [02:36.95] [02:37.76]Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump [02:39.63] [02:40.32]That he just might wanna pump [02:44.25]Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump [02:46.43]That he just might wanna pump [02:50.35]Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump [02:52.49]That he just might wanna pump [02:55.78] [06:38.67]The Illinois Enema Bandit [06:41.39] [06:42.75]One day he'll have to pay [06:47.19]One day he'll have to pay [06:49.94] [06:55.55]The police will say "You're under arrest " [07:00.12] [07:01.37]And the judge would have him for a special guest [07:05.98] [07:06.85]The D A will order a secret test [07:11.90] [07:12.84]And stuff his pudgy little thumbs in the side of his vest [07:18.51] [07:19.46]Then they'll put out a call for the jury folks [07:24.13] [07:26.00]And the judge would say "No poo-poo jokes " [07:29.93] [07:31.44]Then they'll drag in the bandit for all to see [07:36.24]Sayin' "Don't nobody have no sympathy [07:42.13] [07:43.45]HOT SOAP WATER in the FIRST DEGREE " [07:48.00] [07:49.38]And then the bandit might say "Why is everybody looking' at me " [07:54.68]WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY [07:57.92] [07:59.98]WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS KINDA MISERY [08:04.22] [08:05.92]WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY [08:09.90] [08:11.90]Now one girl shout: "Let the Bandit be " [08:17.46] [08:18.20]BANDIT ARE YOU GUILTY [08:19.82]BANDIT ARE YOU GUILTY TELL ME NOW WHAT'S [08:22.02]YOUR PLEA [08:23.01] [08:24.58]Another girl shout: "Let the fiend go free " [08:29.37] [08:29.99]ARE YOU GUILTY BANDIT DID YOU DO THESE DEEDS [08:35.29]The Bandit say "It must be just what they all needs " [08:41.47] [08:42.27]"It must be just what they all needs " [08:47.46] [08:48.33]"It must be just what they all needs " [08:53.26] [08:54.57]"It must be just what they all needs " [09:00.00]"It must be just what they all needs " [09:06.30]"It must be just what they all needs "