Punky's Whips-Frank Zappa

[ti:Punky's Whips] [ar:Frank Zappa] [al:Zappa In New York] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Punky's Whips - Frank Zappa [00:05.21]In today's rapidly changing world [00:08.11] [00:08.74]Rock groups appear every fifteen minutes [00:10.98] [00:12.42]Utilising some new promotional device [00:14.48] [00:15.41]Some of these devices have been known [00:18.11]To leave irreparable scars [00:20.07] [00:21.20]On the minds of foolish young consumers [00:24.20] [00:25.88]One such case is seated before you: [00:28.76]Little skinny Terry 'Ted' Bozzio [00:32.69] [00:33.43]That cute little drummer [00:35.04]That's right [00:35.72] [00:36.35]Terry recently fell in love [00:38.46]With a publicity-photo of a boy named Punky Meadows [00:42.48] [00:43.58]Lead guitar player from a group called Angel [00:47.90] [00:49.52]In the photograph [00:51.14]Punky was seen with a beautiful shiny hairdo [00:54.82]In a semi-profile which emphasized the pootched out succulence [00:59.72]Of his insolent pouting rictus [01:02.46] [01:03.83]The sight of which drove the helpless young drummer mad with desire [01:09.89] [01:10.82]I can't stand the way he pouts [01:15.89] [01:19.56]'Cause he might not be pouting for me [01:22.36] [01:25.41]Pouting for you Punky Meadows pouting for you [01:31.17]His hair's so shiny and it's done real nice [01:34.85] [01:36.90]'Til I squirm with ecstasy [01:39.78] [02:28.44]Punky Punky give me your lips to die on [02:31.94] [02:39.94]Oh Punky isn't it romantic [02:42.76] [03:42.16]Punky Punky give me your lips [03:48.67] [03:49.73]To die on I promise not to come in your mouth [03:56.04] [03:58.10]Punky Punky your album's the shits [04:04.34] [04:05.65]It's all wrong [04:06.84] [04:13.53]I ain't really queer [04:16.45] [04:17.29]But if he ever got near [04:20.10] [04:21.28]Steven Tyler would PAY to see [04:26.32] [04:27.19]PAY to see [04:28.06] [04:36.86]Punky's lips Punky's lips [04:38.72] [04:44.58]His hair's so shiny [04:46.02]I love his hips [04:47.70] [04:52.26]I love his teeth and his gums and such [04:55.50] [04:58.75]Punky [04:59.62]You're an Angel [05:01.13]You're too much [05:02.74] [05:13.30]He's been havin' a rash [05:15.93] [05:16.61](No sh*t ) [05:17.36] [05:17.98]That keeps the girls away [05:20.72] [05:22.15](It's true) [05:23.91]Skin doom [05:25.13] [05:26.93](Skin doom) [05:27.82] [05:28.38]Is what the doctors say [05:30.18] [05:35.58]I wonder what Punky is rehearsing today [05:42.69] [05:45.63]I'll just go over and hear him play [05:52.11] [05:55.62]His hair is so pretty I'd like to bite his neck [06:03.35] [06:06.60]I've heard a rumor he's more fluid than Jeff Beck [06:12.46] [06:14.51]BUT I AIN'T QUEER [06:18.27] [06:19.84]I AIN'T GAY [06:23.07] [06:24.57](He's a little fond of chiffon in a wrist array-ee-ay-ee-ay) [06:30.43] [06:32.36]A wrist array-ee-ay [06:35.36] [06:36.36](That's all that is I swear ) [06:39.54] [06:40.42]Punky's lips Punky's lips [06:42.53] [06:43.11]Oh I love his hair while eatin' dunk-y chips [06:47.96] [06:49.28]Yeah I love his blink and his blank-blank-blank [06:52.83] [06:54.76]Why maybe he'd like to yank my crank [06:58.45] [06:59.14]YANK IT PUNKY [06:59.95] [07:03.58]YANK IT FASTER [07:04.77] [07:08.31]YANK IT HARDER [07:09.32] [07:10.51]YANK IT ALL NITE LONG [07:11.88] [07:13.50]COME ON PUNKY [07:14.44] [07:15.25]GET FUNKY [07:15.90] [07:35.50]I AIN'T QUEER [07:37.11]No no no no [07:38.68]I AIN'T GAY [07:40.48]No no no no [07:42.10](He's a little fond of chiffon in a wrist array-ee-ay-ee-ay) [07:46.36] [07:48.06]Wrist array-ee-ay [07:50.42] [07:51.05]And then he told me now: [07:52.49]I AIN'T QUEER [07:55.17](Hey ) [07:56.16]I AIN'T GAY [07:58.23](Hey Hey ) [07:58.98] [07:59.66](He's a little fond of chiffon in a wrist array-ee-ay-ee-ay) [08:03.83] [08:35.09]I-I Lord [08:37.41]I'm fo-o-o-ond of chiffo-on [08:43.36] [08:44.66]Oh oh oh oh [08:46.53] [08:49.04]I-I I said I'm fo-o-ond of chiffo-on [08:57.91] [08:59.28]In a wri-i-i-i-ist array