Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?-Frank Zappa

[ti:Honey, Don't You Want A Man LIke Me?] [ar:Frank Zappa] [al:Zappa In New York] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me? - Frank Zappa [00:05.43]Honey honey hey [00:06.37]Baby don't you want a man like me [00:08.79] [00:09.41]Honey honey hey [00:10.66] [00:11.47]Baby don't you want a man like me [00:14.10] [00:14.85]He was the Playboy Type (he smoke a pipe) [00:17.28]His fav'rite phrase was "OUTA-SITE " [00:18.96] [00:20.27]He had an Irish Setter [00:21.83] [00:23.83]It was a singles bar a Tuesday night [00:25.82]The moon was dim the band was tight [00:28.38] [00:33.50]They did the bump together [00:35.06] [00:37.05]What a splendid sight,(Ren-nen-nen-nen) her teeth were white [00:43.12] [00:46.55]The drinks were cheap (it was Ladies Nite) [00:50.23] [00:50.92]He was glad that he met her [00:53.41] [00:55.35]She was an office girl ("My name is Betty") [00:59.90] [01:00.46]Her fav'rite group was HELEN REDDY [01:04.95](They discussed the weather) [01:06.91] [01:11.90]Honey honey hey [01:12.84] [01:13.37]Baby don't you want a man like me [01:15.93] [01:17.30]Honey honey hey [01:18.30] [01:18.98]Baby don't you want a man like me [01:21.17] [01:22.35]Honey honey hey [01:24.04] [01:24.78]Baby don't you want a [01:26.91]Baby don't you want a [01:28.59]Baby don't you want a man [01:30.46] [01:31.60]She was the lonely sort just a little too short [01:34.27]Her jokes were dumb and her fav'rite sport [01:36.39]Was (in hockey the winter) [01:37.78] [01:41.91]He was duly impressed and was quick to suggest [01:44.20]Any sport with a PUCK had to be 'bout the best [01:47.02]As he jabbed his elbow in her ("Get it honey Get it ") [01:50.33] [01:51.89]Later on they went off to where the music was soft [01:55.81] [01:56.57]The candles were drippy they saw a REAL HIPPY [02:00.78]Who delivered their dinner [02:02.72] [02:07.71]The rice was brown and soon they found [02:11.70]That the crowd around that had jammed the room [02:15.96]Well it seemed to be getting thinner [02:18.31] [02:23.25]Honey honey hey [02:24.56]Baby don't you want a man like me [02:27.42] [02:28.36]Honey honey hey [02:29.41] [02:29.97]Baby don't you want a man like me [02:32.29] [02:33.97]Honey honey hey [02:35.22] [02:35.78]Baby don't you want a [02:37.84]Baby don't you want a [02:39.41]Baby don't you want a man [02:41.37] [02:42.19]He took her home to a motor court [02:46.55]She wouldn't kiss him he tried to ignore it [02:51.18]But it made him angry [02:52.91] [02:53.61]Angry it made me angry it made me so angry I could have killed that [03:00.91]Lousy B**CH [03:02.13]He called her a slut a pig and a whore [03:06.12]A b**ch and a cunt and she slammed the door [03:10.83]In a petulant frenzy [03:12.77]A petulant frenzy this is a petulant frenzy [03:16.33] [03:16.89]I'm petulant and I'm having a frenzy [03:19.04] [03:21.35]On the sofa she weeps [03:23.16] [03:23.91]BOO HOO HOO HOO [03:25.84]She weeps and she weeps [03:28.14]BOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO [03:30.76]She weeps and she peeks [03:32.58]Through the curtain [03:33.75] [03:37.00]He just got in his car [03:39.06]But the battery's dead [03:41.11]So he asks to use the phone [03:43.42]And she gives him some head [03:45.54]And that's the end of the story [03:47.65] [03:51.77]Honey honey hey [03:53.47]Baby don't you want a man like me [03:56.40] [03:57.09]Honey honey hey [03:58.15] [03:58.77]Baby don't you want a man like me [04:00.83] [04:02.40]Honey honey hey [04:03.39] [04:04.14]Baby don't you want a [04:06.02]Baby don't you want a [04:07.27]Baby don't you want a man