Along Came Bialy-Nathan Lane/Madeleine Doherty/Jennifer Smith

The time has come to be a lover from the Argentine To slick my hair down with Brillian-tine And gargle heavily with Lis-ter... ine? WOW! It's time for Max to put his backers on their backs! And thrill them with amazing acts. Those aging nymphomaniacs! (Tarzan call) They were helpless, they were hopeless then along came Bialy. They were joyless, they were boyless then along came Bialy. They're my angels, I'm their devil and I keep those embers aglow When I woose them, I can't loose them cause I cast my spell and they start yelling, Fire down below! So romantic, they were frantic then their prayers were heard up above heaven sent them their Bialy I'm a celebration of love (Dance routine) Fire down below! (Old ladies sing) We were desperate, we were sinking then along came Bialy We were desperate, we were drinking then along came Bialy (Bialy) Who's your Daddy?! So romantic, we were frantic then our prayers were heard up above It's Bialy, hey Bialy He's the culmination The restoration The consumation The titilation Ejaculation! He's the celebration, of love Bloom! I've done it! I've raised the 2 Million Now all we have to do is put on the biggest flop in history! (Bloom) That's great! (Together) We can't miss!